Pre Match Nottingham Forest v Leicester FAC R4

[popillius]

What with that and the prolapsed anus it’s no picnic being you eh?

True story bro.

 

[Brown Nose]

Whereas I've taken to carrying my prostate around in a ****ing knapsack, it's so massive.

You're an annoying arsehole in more ways than one then.

 

[bocadillo]

That's more than Boc remembers.

That's not true actually. I can remember more about my school days than I can about what I did last week. I only know what I had for dinner by checking the stains on the front of my shirt.

 

[fitz]

What with that and the prolapsed anus it’s no picnic being you eh?

You're 30? Surely the shitting 5 times a day has started?

 

[tedfoxxx]

You're 30? Surely the shitting 5 times a day has started?

My daily average has sneaked from three to four in the last year.

Five must down to all the fresh North Sea air you get up there.

 

[Micky]

I'm looking forward to this. It could obviously all go tits up of course but we should be far too strong for them.

As for our guest, I am really surprised. A 68 year old spending time on a Leicester forum, making sarcastic remarks. I really thought we were talking about a youngster looking for a nibble. That really is a bitter outlook on football. Life's too short.

 

[olibar]

They've signed a new striker right? One that will debut in this match. He's going to make himself a cult hero and bag a hattrick, never to be heard of again. Shades of Essandoh - and, no, that's not some ****ing adventure game.

 

[Lako42]

There are nearly as many veterans from the great war still alive as there are Forest fans who have seen a trophy dressed in their colours.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Lawro has us down to lose in penalties after a 1-1 draw.

 

[FOX Franks]

Thanks for pointing out the autocorrect error. I can relax now

You're more than welcome Rich, can you believe some of our lot still put "Rogers". Pah.

 

[Brown Nose]

My line up - diamond:

Ward
Justin Amartey Soyuncu Thomas
Ndidi
Tielemans Dewsbury-Hall
Maddison
Iheanacho Daka

 

[Miles Away]

My line up - diamond:

Ward
Justin Amartey Soyuncu Thomas
Ndidi
Tielemans Dewsbury-Hall
Maddison
Iheanacho Daka

Good side that.

 

[Graz]

That's not true actually. I can remember more about my school days than I can about what I did last week. I only know what I had for dinner by checking the stains on the front of my shirt.

At least the stains are still on the front of your shirt... must only be a couple of years until you're checking for them somewhere else?

 

[Graz]

Good side that.

Except every time someone suggests a diamond, I give up reading the rest of it.

 

[Miles Away]

Except every time someone suggests a diamond, I give up reading the rest of it.

I mean, we’ve played it several times this season.

 

[olibar]

If you're building a side around Maddison then a diamond is about the best way to go, imho of course.

 

[Graz]

When I turned ITV on at half time of the Man Utd/Boro game the pundits were wanking themselves silly over the wonderful Man Utd performance.... When they were 1-0 up with more or less their strongest team vs Championship Boro...

Now they're going to penalties after 1-1 in 120 mins.

 

[Lako42]

When I turned ITV on at half time of the Man Utd/Boro game the pundits were wanking themselves silly over the wonderful Man Utd performance.... When they were 1-0 up with more or less their strongest team vs Championship Boro...

Now they're going to penalties after 1-1 in 120 mins.

Come on the boro

 

[homer]

Booooom

 

[Graz]

And they're out!