Oi, Saddos!!!

[Melton Fox]

cue dead dad joke, folowed by embarassed virtual silence.

Nice one, Melts. :icon_roll

I don't think "not dead" is a prerequisite for most TB members

 

[newtonfox]

No more of this shit please:

"I vote for Martin Allen, Peter Taylor, Rob Kelly, Micky Adams, Dave Basset etc" to be the next City Manager. It aint fcuking funny.

Don't give me any bollox about not wanting to read the whole of the forum to find out of the joke's already been done either, because it wouldn't be fcuking funny if it were only the first time.

Sad bastards, this place is fcuking hard enough to read today without you fukwits contributing to it.

Ferking hell take a chill pill or two :icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[Melton Fox]

Ferking hell take a chill pill or two :icon_lol::icon_lol:

Two hours ago Newts, and much water under the bridge since. Get with it old timer

 

[newtonfox]

Two hours ago Newts, and much water under the bridge since. Get with it old timer

ive been out sorry ,i shell saty in and wait for your next out burst

 

[FantasyFox]

My dad started having outbursts after he lost a bollock playing with the dog. Apparently the dog had jumped up and knocked the jam out his hands.

dead now.

Had any animal related incidents recently Mr Melton? If not it can be arranged. £50 a pop. pm me.

 

[fcukcov]

ive been out sorry ,i shell saty in and wait for your next out burst

Is that chicken?

In fact its newts, why do I bother?


I don’t know.

 

[Melton Fox]

My dad started having outbursts after he lost a bollock playing with the dog. Apparently the dog had jumped up and knocked the jam out his hands.

dead now.

Had any animal related incidents recently Mr Melton? If not it can be arranged. £50 a pop. pm me.

This is Melton Mowbray, you're considered weird if you've never been involved in a relationship with an animal. Tuesdays are always good, Cattle Market day.

 

[consty]

This is Melton Mowbray, you're considered weird if you've never been involved in a relationship with an animal. Tuesdays are always good, Cattle Market day.

now, that's what I call amusing...

 

[FantasyFox]

I love the smell of pie. Can you smell it as you walk down Melton High St?

 

[Melton Fox]

I love the smell of pie. Can you smell it as you walk down Melton High St?

Not unless the staff in the banks are microwaving their pukkas at lunchtime.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Let's get O'Neill in.

 

[Naughty Fox]

Melton Rocks!!

 

[Melton Fox]

Melton Rocks!!

Cheers Naughty, you rock too :icon_wink

 

[FantasyFox]

Joe you muppet. Why would he leave West Ham where he's getting first team footy? Do you know nothing about football.

get yourself on FM2007 (or whatever the latest game is the kiddies/single people play) and I'll teach you all about it.

 

[Matt_B]

I like FantasyFox, he's fitting right in here! And he has a fit wife!

 

[FantasyFox]

I like FantasyFox, he's fitting right in here! And he has a fit wife!

You owe me Beighton. You still have to pay even if you unload in your underpants.

 

[Disco Bob]

I am growing to love this forum more than pornography.

 

[Macky]

I am growing to love this forum more than pornography.

I like to watch my amputee videos whilst browsing, I get the best of both worlds that way.

 

[alex]

I am growing to love this forum more than pornography.

Have you seen the juggs thread?

 

[homer]

I like to watch my amputee videos whilst browsing, I get the best of both worlds that way.

They're armless, I suppose.......