Macky
Gruntled Member
I get them from torrent sites as well so at least I don't have to stump up any cash.
Oi, Saddos!!!
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I get them from torrent sites as well so at least I don't have to stump up any cash.
FantasyFox
New Member
How do they post their videos? Do you think they have one them pencils attached to their foreheads?
Technology hey? I bet it's all wifi and stuff. Even the mong kids know about torrents....I'm a dinosaur.
Technology hey? I bet it's all wifi and stuff. Even the mong kids know about torrents....I'm a dinosaur.
Macky
Gruntled Member
They have helper monkeys.
They do have the pencils-on-straightened-coathanger-headgear but they are much more inventive with them in my videos.
Disco Bob
New Member
Nipples are banned on FT.
It's a nipple-free zone.
Imagine a life without nipples? I can't...and I'll bet yesterdays contestant on Noel's greedybox show can't either - she had four apparently. That's like a whelping bitch if you ask me.
What was this thread about again?
FantasyFox
New Member
It's about the saddos.
They're everywhere. Lurking like virtual whores. Ready to secure their next punter using their beguiling smile and a splash of Brut.
Get back i say. but no....I am tooo weeeeak.
They're everywhere. Lurking like virtual whores. Ready to secure their next punter using their beguiling smile and a splash of Brut.
Get back i say. but no....I am tooo weeeeak.
Biff
Active Member
i knew a girl at school with 3 pussies,she got shagged left,right and centre.....
MKFox
New Member
:icon_bigg
Biff
Active Member
you stayed well clear of her when it was the wrong week :icon_wink
Hugh Jarse
New Member
Ho, ho, Mr MKFox, a very funny joke there for sure. Your comedy is wasted on these peasants
Macky
Gruntled Member
I knew a girl once as well, but she never let me count her fannies
Biff
Active Member
very cyptic but very good :icon_wink
Ben Elton
New Member
Comedy, you call that comedy?
You wanna watch my stand up routine about the pubic hair problem my Scandinavian friend, that's comedy. Bars of soap have never been the same since.
Go on, get back on your trawler and take Mrs Thatch with you.
Biff
Active Member
foreplay was like ten pin bowling
MKFox
New Member
You changed shoes?
Biff
Active Member
no,still got me slippers on
newtonfox
Active Member
:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:
Billyjof
Well-Known Member
I haven't used th eterm Brunswick for a while, you just reminded me :icon_wink
newtonfox
Active Member
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