Olympics opening ceremony

[homer]

Went downhill when that arsewipe Beckham stuck his stupid, thicko twatty face in

Dullard parade of countries that you had no idea existed, and couldn't point to on a map of the world if someone gave you a million pounds

Let's hope we don't see that corporate shit Redgrave light the flame

 

[homer]

I've put the darts on for a bit instead..

 

[Macky]

It sounds like even more of an utter ****ing ****fest than I could've imagined

 

[Blaarev]

Are they throwing darts at a world map trying to pin the correct nation as they come in?

 

[Blaarev]

It sounds like even more of an utter ****ing ****fest than I could've imagined

Is a ****fest a bad thing?

 

[Macky]

Is a ****fest a bad thing?

That depends on wether you enjoy watching people making a **** of themselves or not, I s'pose

 

[FootballLad]

I have to admit i love it, so much better than some expensive, pointless fireworks show.

 

[FryattFox]

wether

weather

 

[Blaarev]

That depends on wether you enjoy watching people making a **** of themselves or not, I s'pose

Oh, that sort of ****s. But why are you only listening to the show? You don't like to watch ****s?

 

[Macky]

It'd pretty good if at the climax they roast a couple of immigrants in the Olympic flame. To demonstrate Britain's multiculturalism.


*Edit: Sorry, I forgot it isn't 'Britain' anymore, I meant Team GB obviously

 

[Matt_B]

It'd pretty good if at the climax they roast a couple of immigrants in the Olympic flame. To demonstrate Britain's multiculturalism.

Speaking of which https://twitter.com/AidanBurleyMP

 

[pork pie fox]

Speaking of which https://twitter.com/AidanBurleyMP

Now that deserves a WTF!

 

[Matt_B]

Now that deserves a WTF!

The guy is a cock. A John Terry sized cock.

 

[Blaarev]

Speaking of which https://twitter.com/AidanBurleyMP

Speaking of which; Did that German just do Sieg Heil sign???

 

[pork pie fox]

I don't care what anyone else thinks, this is ****ing fantastic in every sense.

The parade bit is a bit of a drag but I don't know what else they could do to make it more interesting. Other than that I'm with you on this one.

 

[Macky]

Speaking of which https://twitter.com/AidanBurleyMP

How could you ever tire of punching a **** like that?

 

[Matt_B]

How could you ever tire of punching a **** like that?

My stamina isn't great, I could do with a tag in after a while.

 

[Macky]

Speaking of which; Did that German just do Sieg Heil sign???

Well, the whole spectacle is a Nazi devised ritual, in fairness. At least it's authentic

 

[Macky]

Well, the whole spectacle is a Nazi devised ritual, in fairness. At least it's authentic

Whatever next?
"And now here's Katie Price to introduce the 'Shoot a Jew' segment, Katie, over to you..."

 

[Blaarev]

Wahey! Norway!
RIP ADO!