Our Gary confirms his legend status.....

[bocadillo]

What the **** is TOWIE?

It's a three-handed variation of the game of Bridge, though perhaps not in this context

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's the new hit action comedy starring Mr T and Iain Dowie (or maybe Ian Dowie). They get up to all sorts. The first episode features then going bowling.

 

[Mawsley]

What the **** is an Iain Dowie?

 

[Real Sharapova]

What the **** is an Iain Dowie?

Not sure, but it certainly has turned ugly all of a sudden.

 

[spionfox]

I feel sorry for Piers Morgan. He's basically a Piers Morgan trapped inside the body of Piers Morgan.

There's a good reason why Ian Hislop's organ keeps referring to Piers Moron.

 

[RHYDAL]

What the **** is TOWIE?

It's Aussie for restless.

 

[DesertFox]

Or a large North American sparrow.

 

[Joe_Fox]

I prefer tits.

 

[bocadillo]

Or a large North American sparrow.

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Towhee?

 

[DesertFox]

No thanks, I'm driving.

 

[DesertFox]

I prefer tits.

Just for you, Joe...

 

[Mawsley]

I prefer muff

 

[Profondo Rosso]

I prefer muff

Wasn't she the posh character on Arthur?

 

[Macky]

I prefer the Greater breasted dangle tickler

 

[fcukcov]

Gary Lineker 2 Piers Morgan 0
It's been ten days since we first gave due respec' to Gary Lineker for his 'boom' in the face of Piers Morgan. You may remember this exchange...

Piers Morgan: '@GaryLineker_I currently air in 200 countries/territories - how you getting on? #SmallPondMinnow'.

Gary Lineker: '@piersmorgan I think the 2 world cups I played in probably edged that'.

Boom! Thursday night brought the second leg and there was no doubt about the winner again...

Piers Morgan: '@GaryLineker_ did you ever actually tackle anyone?'

Gary Lineker: '@piersmorgan Nope never hacked anyone'.

Boom and double blooming boom.

Morgan of course took it all in good spirits and absolutely did not resort to laughing at people mis-spelling Lineker's name as Linekar, pointing out Lineker's rather large ears or making 'amusing' jibes about crisps.

Oh. Wait a minute. That's exactly what he did. Stay classy, Piers.

 

[alex]

What a ****.

 

[SwedeFox]

 

[glyn]

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Just saw this. legend.

 

[Matt_B]

Just saw this. legend.

I'm pretty sure I can prove he exists.