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Chris Gayton, wotta wank name.
 
welcome bender, top class pet rescue.

i had a few golf lessons years ago with a bloke called greg Iron
:D
 
Hugh Jarse said:
how shallow :roll:
The LORD is my shepherd, I shall not be in want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
he restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows.
Surely goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the LORD forever.'

Psalm 23 - I do not believe in "God" but lovely words. :wink:
 
god protects my boat, send the fish to me, keeps my family safe and is of great comfort in our long winter
 
luke_lcfc said:
Hugh Jarse said:
god protects my boat, send the fish to me, keeps my family safe and is of great comfort in our long winter

hows about go chippy and lock your doors! :wink:

i hope one day you find the light my friend
 
This is true....

My new tutor is Called Mr.Large, which we all found funny with him being
6ft7. But we found out the other day that his name is uri (as in Uri Geller)

So we asked him his middle name to which he answered Lee.

And then some smart allec realised that when you put his name together it's

Uri Lee Large ( You're really Large) :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
it is not in gods heart nor is the eternal torment of the wicked compatible with God's personality to burn someone for all eternity

except maybe Peter Taylor
 
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