Pitch invasion if promoted?

[Blue Maniac]

Thank goodness for that. My day has been quite spoilt by fretting over this. Papers have been unread, conversation has been desultory and my brow has been furrowed. "What is distracting you?"people have cried "why the glum face?" "I fear that Jenks might invade the pitch. He may go up to Wasilewski and shout something about invading Poland" I sob.

I believe you. I will sleep soundly tonight. Yet wait a minute. Promises can be broken. There are gullible members of my family who (whisper it softly) believed Nick Clegg. I think I will only stop worrying when the Doncaster match is over and I gaze upon a Jenks-free pitch. :icon_bigg

Excellent.

 

[Miles Away]

There he goes again.

How's the air up there David? Thin I'd imagine.

 

[Jenks]

Thank goodness for that. My day has been quite spoilt by fretting over this. Papers have been unread, conversation has been desultory and my brow has been furrowed. "What is distracting you?"people have cried "why the glum face?" "I fear that Jenks might invade the pitch. He may go up to Wasilewski and shout something about invading Poland" I sob.

I believe you. I will sleep soundly tonight. Yet wait a minute. Promises can be broken. There are gullible members of my family who (whisper it softly) believed Nick Clegg. I think I will only stop worrying when the Doncaster match is over and I gaze upon a Jenks-free pitch.

:icon_bigg

 

[Jenks]

Were meant to be clappys and smilies in there ha! Fat fingers on an iPad mini !!

 

[Mawsley]

Whatever happened to celebrating with a glass of wine and some nice canapés?

 

[Biffa Bacon]

Whatever happened to celebrating with a glass of wine and some nice canapés?

Some nice prawn sandwiches and a glass of Chablis would be great

 

[Volpone]

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/L...avy-price-10/story-21013572-detail/story.html

Hope his mates have a whip round for him!

 

[homer]

I still don't understand how he got past those chains.

He must be some sort of super athlete or something

 

[Lako42]

I still don't understand how he got past those chains.

He must be some sort of super athlete or something

I am utterly stunned that the police truly wanted to impose a 5 year banning order, absolute madness.

 

[camberwell fox]

I am utterly stunned that the police truly wanted to impose a 5 year banning order, absolute madness.

Yes I know, twats, should have tazered him then shot him in the face .

 

[Hazzman]

I am utterly stunned that the police truly wanted to impose a 5 year banning order, absolute madness.

Its alright, it was only his 3rd game.

 

[M17TT C]

I am utterly stunned that the police truly wanted to impose a 5 year banning order, absolute madness.

Got to catch the real people that have a detrimental effect on society hey!?!

Thumbs up to the judge who told the Police where to go though as the cost of implementing the banning order would hugely outweight the benefits of stopping some over excited kid go to the football for the next 5 years!

 

[spionfox]

I am utterly stunned that the police truly wanted to impose a 5 year banning order, absolute madness.

But he's from Earl Shilton which is pretty close to Hinckley.

We need protecting from those types!

 

[bocadillo]

Its alright, it was only his 3rd game.

Or second? He seems unable to count them himself!

 

[camberwell fox]

Or second? He seems unable to count them himself!

Don't be stupid Bob. He has three toes (on each foot) so counting to three is relatively straight forward. Six could be a problem unless he remembers to take both socks off SIMALTANEOUSLY.

 

[Blaarev]

But he's from Earl Shilton which is pretty close to Hinckley.

We need protecting from those types!

I drove through Hinckley once. Always makes me think of a certain Wire song when I think of that drive.

 

[Macky]

Don't be stupid Bob. He has three toes (on each foot) so counting to three is relatively straight forward. Six could be a problem unless he remembers to take both socks off SIMALTANEOUSLY.

If you're gonna take the piss out of somebody else's intelligence, it'd probably be a good idea to check your own spelling :icon_bigg

 

[bocadillo]

Don't be stupid Bob. He has three toes (on each foot) so counting to three is relatively straight forward.

You didn't read the full report then?

 

[camberwell fox]

If you're gonna take the piss out of somebody else's intelligence, it'd probably be a good idea to check your own spelling :icon_bigg

Oh ****

 

[camberwell fox]

Don't be stupid Bob. He has three toes (on each foot) so counting to three is relatively straight forward. Six could be a problem unless he remembers to take both socks off SIMALTANEOUSLY.

Camberwell you idiot where are U?