I never wear red!!
If I was, I wouldn't be the first to say so.
Tell me about the fights between Leicester fans at Stoke two seasons ago - what caused them?
Ask yourself what MdV has got that Hume and Fryatt haven't.
Explain why the chap in front of me at Luton shouted, "Elvis, you're the worst ****ing player I have ever seen" when Hammond so nearly scored on Saturday. Explain why the same chap so vehemently roared the elongated version of his name when Hume was substituted after doing SFA in the same game.
And finally, tell me how coffee smells.