Can't really compare,The Chuck Norris of the footballing world
Jamie Vardy drinks Red Bull
Chuck Norris kills a bull with his bare hands and then eats it raw, saving the hoofs for dessert and using the horns as a tooth pick.
Can't really compare,The Chuck Norris of the footballing world
Vardy kicks a bull’s head neatly between two trees then mouths off to all its mates. Norris is nothing. And he’s in bed with some proper dangerous weirdos, so **** him anyway.Can't really compare,
Jamie Vardy drinks Red Bull
Chuck Norris kills a bull with his bare hands and then eats it raw, saving the hoofs for dessert and using the horns as a tooth pick.
we have acquired some brilliant strikers in our time, Lineker,Smith,Bright,Cotterell,Collymore,Vardy oh and the best of the best Akinbye
Cotterell
lol auto correct thanks jeffCottee?
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Nope, Jermaine (offside) Beckford.Cort. Cort was the best. Or Cademateri.
I'd still have any of them over Daka.Nope, Jermaine (offside) Beckford.
Reliable? Well, we’ll see.
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