Players who have had their collars felt

[Brauny Blue]

Peter Shilton .........and Tina

 

[Lako42]

i think neil lewis was arrested for bottling a woman.

 

[beaumontfox]

Kisnorbo got arrested for assault in Australia.

He told Teeno that at last years player of the year do, when Teeno was talking to him about the Cov game(where Kisnorbo got sent off) and was saying his mate never saw it cos he'd been arrested for being drunk and disroderly....

I immediately thought 'so he's a bad boy then?...fantastic!' (in a totally girly lustful way!)

 

[Matt_B]

When it comes to footballers, you're not picky are you beaumont!

 

[beaumontfox]

:icon_eek: :icon_sad:

I like Paddy Mc and Kisnorbo(rough and ready!)
And at a push i suppose Gareth Williams would do........

If that means i'm not picky then fine!

 

[Matt_B]

Gareth Williams, the epitomy of softness!

 

[beaumontfox]

So he'd be the gentle one then after the rough lads.

That'll do me!

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_eek:

 

[MHS]

Not while I'm eating a Bacon buttie Beaumont, please....

 

[beaumontfox]

What's up? I'm only commenting on their appearance....not my fault if your mind chooses to turn it into something smutty!

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

i can sort of see where youre coming from re kisnorbo bf

 

[MHS]

i can sort of see where youre coming from re kisnorbo bf

Bloody nora, not you as well.

You never see us males setting up threads specifically for breasts now do you??

 

[beaumontfox]

i can sort of see where youre coming from re kisnorbo bf

I know when we went to the Audience with Rob Kelly' pre season someone asked him a few questions about Kisnorbo and what sort of lad he was off the pitch.

He said he wasn't the sort of lad he'd want a daughter bringing home.....me and a friend just looked at each other and both said something along the lines of " sounds fantastic"!!!

 

[beaumontfox]

Bloody nora, not you as well.

You never see us males setting up threads specifically for breasts now do you??

I know you wouldn't think of entertaining any ideas of that sort.....

 

[Lako42]

stop it this is sick. moderator make them stop

 

[beaumontfox]

BAH!

You just don't like us girls enjoying ourselves...but it's ok for you lot to drool over the opposite sex......:icon_roll

 

[MHS]

You just don't like us girls enjoying ourselves...but it's ok for you lot to drool over the opposite sex......:icon_roll

It's completely natural for us to do it, but for you to do it, it's just wrong.

 

[beaumontfox]

Yeah yeah........

If I'm at a match which is fecking brain-numbingly boring and I want to stare at anything that imo is worth lusting after then I will.

 

[Matt_B]

I live in Beaumont Leighs aswell, might get me some shorts and some stubble and I think I'm in!

 

[beaumontfox]

I don't live in Beaumont Leys...never have!