As the popemobile drives down Princes Street in Edinburgh, nothing says 'I have faith in God' quite like three inches of bulletproof glass
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I'll tell you what's pissed me off the most, every single news programme has been filled with Popery, the Pope's done this, the Pope's done that, the Pope said blah, blah, blahdeefuckinblah, yet not once have we seen him shit in the woods. Not ****ing once.
I didn't think the pope shits, I am sure he has someone to do it for him.
I'll tell you what's pissed me off the most, every single news programme has been filled with Popery, the Pope's done this, the Pope's done that, the Pope said blah, blah, blahdeefuckinblah, yet not once have we seen him shit in the woods. Not ****ing once.
An they couldn't sit down for three hours
If a catholic priest had buggered me I'm sure I wouldn't be able to sit down for several days.
I play a game. Watch Sky News, and everytime someone says 'Pope', you say 'Pope'.
My jaw hurts.
And still people get the Pope to kiss their babies' heads. That's all the priests need, encouragement.
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