Durham Fox
El Dude Brother.
Totally unenthused by this. Especially given the timing and the fact it's on TV. May not bother going down even though it's paid for.
Pre Match Portsmouth (Home)
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Redditch Fox
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Big, big game. I thought they roughed us up good and proper in this fixture last season. Pearson has only been here 5 minutes but already the excuses are wearing thin.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Did I ever mention the Pompey lass I met in Ibiza? She loved two thumbs up her she did. If you're struggling to get enthused about the game, just think about me having drunken sex with a curly haired slapper from Pompeyland who loved thumbs more than anything, and I mean anything. She was ****ing obsessed. I told her she'd love my uncle Mick, he has murderer's thumbs, which is some kind of medical condition that means he has really wide thumbs. They're like an elephant's big toe.
Profondo Rosso
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Macky, I'm really glad I don't know what you or that woman look like as I wouldn't be able to get that image out of my head.
Instead, all I have is a man with the head of the Trojan Records' symbol putting his thumbs in Mrs. Crabtree's vagina.
Instead, all I have is a man with the head of the Trojan Records' symbol putting his thumbs in Mrs. Crabtree's vagina.
Macky
Gruntled Member
That's so close to the truth it's actually frightening. Sit down, shut up, put your thumb in, then shut up.
Macky
Gruntled Member
Thumbs up
Profondo Rosso
Well-Known Member
:icon_lol: On top form tonight, Mackers.
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Mawsley
Well-Known Member
****.
Right.
Off.
Twister with nurses and baby oil? Seriously? You wouldn't even twitch?
I ****ing love games. Football matches though, they can go suck a cock.
lanxfox jnr
New Member
Same old, same old. Np to swap Abe for King and play the same shitty midfield he has since he's been here. 0-2 is my prediction
Matt_B
Well-Known Member
Same here, I'm having to persuade myself to bother.
Profondo Rosso
Well-Known Member
Waugh
Newman
Moyes
Curle
Williams
Pritchard
Harle
Hutchinson
Walsh
Neville
Riley
Newman
Moyes
Curle
Williams
Pritchard
Harle
Hutchinson
Walsh
Neville
Riley
Redditch Fox
Well-Known Member
Yes and I believe that as a kid he had a trial with Hinckley Athletic too - then like so many young players in those days he got obsessed with all this existentualism stuff and lost focus just spending his Saturdays endlessly analysing Birch's programme notes.
popillius
Well-Known Member
Bristol City? League Cup Final? 80s sometime??
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fitz
Well-Known Member
Same here, I haven't managed to get to any games in December and was going to make the trip down until I came to my senses yesterday and changed my mind.
city-faithful
Well-Known Member
I'd love to be optimistic and say this'll mark a turning point....but I doubt it will. I'll go with same team and result as last match.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
Freight Rover '86. They did a 25th anniversary celebration earlier in the year.
bocadillo
Water Gypsy
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