Premier League 2021/22

[Blue Maniac]

They’ll be fishing the joke applications back out the bin soon

 

[homer]

FLEFC

Frank Lampard’s Everton

****ing hilarious

 

[Lako42]

Excellent

 

[fitz]

I see Traore is supposedly leaving wolves for Barcelona. Wish we'd kept Josh low and momo sylla. Could've funded the stadium expansion.

 

[FOX Franks]

I see Traore is supposedly leaving wolves for Barcelona. Wish we'd kept Josh low and momo sylla. Could've funded the stadium expansion.

Such a weird transfer. I genuinely don’t get the hype.

 

[parafox]

Such a weird transfer. I genuinely don’t get the hype.

Not really weird, it just shows you what a shower Barcelona has become. Next season they'll be raiding Getafe for their ageing defenders

 

[Robin127]

It says something when Rooney would rather be at Derby than Everton.

 

[fitz]

Such a weird transfer. I genuinely don’t get the hype.

It was odd enough when he was linked with Spurs. Barca is hilarious.

 

[popillius]

It was odd enough when he was linked with Spurs. Barca is hilarious.

They've already palmed him off on Villa once because he was shit. Imagine their distress when they see that he's got no better at all.

 

[Robin127]

Him and Daniel James, two peas in a pod, they run fast, occasionally score a good goal but most of the time there is no end product.

 

[H T B]

Him and Daniel James, two peas in a pod, they run fast, occasionally score a good goal but most of the time there is no end product.

Also, they both look like they’re in the wrong business.
Traore, Rugby League
James, a hairdresser

 

[homer]

Yeah, but those big muscly arms, smothered in baby oil…

Lovely

 

[fitz]

Him and Daniel James, two peas in a pod, they run fast, occasionally score a good goal but most of the time there is no end product.

It's mad they're premier league players. Everytime I see Traore play it gives me flashbacks to being a young'un and a fairly decent defender who regularly got stuck right wing or up front for the school team as I was good in cross country and sprinting. I was still better at crossing or shooting than Traore tbf.

 

[parafox]

It's mad they're premier league players. Everytime I see Traore play it gives me flashbacks to being a young'un and a fairly decent defender who regularly got stuck right wing or up front for the school team as I was good in cross country and sprinting. I was still better at crossing or shooting than Traore tbf.

Even looking at his only league goal this season against Southampton, it was a simple finish but he made such hard work of it - it was like watching your nan shuffle over the finish line at a charity fun run

 

[FOX Franks]

Even looking at his only league goal this season against Southampton, it was a simple finish but he made such hard work of it - it was like watching your nan shuffle over the finish line at a charity fun run

Or literally any Jeff Schlupp goal.

 

[homer]

Footballers are such great role models, aren’t they…

Man Utd footballer Mason Greenwood accused by woman of attacking her

WARNING - DISTRESSING CONTENT: A woman has posted a series of Instagram posts that she claims show the effects of the physical abuse suffered at the hands of Manchester United star Mason Greenwood

www.mirror.co.uk

 

[Jeff]

Footballers are such great role models, aren’t they…

Man Utd footballer Mason Greenwood accused by woman of attacking her

WARNING - DISTRESSING CONTENT: A woman has posted a series of Instagram posts that she claims show the effects of the physical abuse suffered at the hands of Manchester United star Mason Greenwood

www.mirror.co.uk

His role model is Ryan Giggs.

 

[Brown Nose]

His role model is Ryan Giggs.

Or Ronaldo.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Or Ronaldo.

Or Danny Simpson

Or Darren Ferguson

Or Jerome Boateng

Or Rúben Semedo

Or Bruno Fernandes de Souza

etc etc

 

[Payne74]

Greenwood and Mendy could be in Mean Machine 3 soon....