Ahhh...this page fills me with love. First Lampard back at Chelsea. Comforting to know that it isn't just us that have complete ****ing morons with no discernible plan in the top jobs.
& then NUFC confirmed as a subsidiary of the foreign office.
Top stuff.
Personally I don't have a problem with the Newcastle thing. I mean they're our firm allies in the fight against global terror aren't they ? Championing our crusade for democracy via their...erm...authoritarian monarchy.
I'll ask my mate who used to work there. It'll be fun to re-hear his tales of living in a secure compound for 18 months, with all the other European nationals. Under armed guard. For their protection.
Absolutely none of the funding for any terrorist group has ever originated from Saudi. I mean, I know a lot of people say that virtually ALL of it does but obviously they are just horrible racists. Or quite possibly evil Jews.
& all that radical looney tune fundamentalism really didn't originate from the people who put the Sauds in power in the first place. Nah. Course not. Internet conspiracy talk.
It's good to know that our hard working, self-sacrificing & noble government of the day were so diligent in strengthening our ties with a vital ally through political interference & thinly veiled threats.
That woman whose bloke was brutally murdered needs to get over it & see the bigger picture I'd say.
Good to be alive in such invigorating times innit ?