Premier League 2022/23

[FOX Franks]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

He's got one eye for goal.

 

[FOX Franks]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

Should help Forest to See-meny goals this season if he does sign

 

[FOX Franks]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

Sounds wank.

Where's everyone else? tedfoxxx ??

 

[FOX Franks]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

How much will they have to spunk on him?

etc.etc.etc

 

[Robin127]

Headline from the Nottingham Post:

"Jizz coming to Nottingham"

 

[tedfoxxx]

Sauce?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Be good to know where Jizz came from on this occasion, as most inhabitants of Nottingham don’t know who their real farthers are.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

Show them the proper respect, BN

 

[Feriol]

I hear he is a decent player, but a bit of a jerk off the pitch.

 

[DillyDing22]

16/17 - 20m Alonso
17/18 - 20m Emerson
20/21 - 50m Chilwell
22/23 - 60m Cucurella

and they are all still at the club.

Our last non-free transferred LB, 11/12 - Konchesky for 1.5m

 

[Brown Nose]

Occasionally, a transfer happens that bewilders me.

Today, Chelsea have agreed to pay £62m for a bang average left back from Brighton.

That's insane.

If Chelsea are that thick, we have to set a £100m price on Fofana and laugh our fecking heads off if they pay it.

 

[Bezu Fache Fox]

Occasionally, a transfer happens that bewilders me.

Today, Chelsea have agreed to pay £62m for a bang average left back from Brighton.

That's insane.

If Chelsea are that thick, we have to set a £100m price on Fofana and laugh our fecking heads off if they pay it.

He's very good. Not £62m good but still.

 

[popillius]

Occasionally, a transfer happens that bewilders me.

Today, Chelsea have agreed to pay £62m for a bang average left back from Brighton.

That's insane.

If Chelsea are that thick, we have to set a £100m price on Fofana and laugh our fecking heads off if they pay it.

He's much better than Chilwell. Much, much better.

 

[Brown Nose]

He's much better than Chilwell. Much, much better.

Thank you so much for pointing that out to me. I will change my mind immediately.

 

[Lako42]

Is Chilwell going straight to Rotherham to avoid wasting time?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Even if Alonso leaves, they still have Emerson, Chilwell and Rahman. Can anyone figure out why they need four international left-backs?

 

[popillius]

Even if Alonso leaves, they still have Emerson, Chilwell and Rahman. Can anyone figure out why they need four international left-backs?

One of them is complete dogshit.

Let's see if you can guess which one.

 

[popillius]

Thank you so much for pointing that out to me. I will change my mind immediately.

You're welcome. Again.

You really should be more steadfast in defending your own liquid fecal excrement though.

 

[fitz]

Even if Alonso leaves, they still have Emerson, Chilwell and Rahman. Can anyone figure out why they need four international left-backs?

Haha....is Rahman still there?

 

[popillius]

Is Chilwell going straight to Rotherham to avoid wasting time?

Like he'd get in their team.