Premier League 2022/23

[Orifice]

Yes.

I get the table via an API, which uses the full names of teams, but I then change some of the longer team names so the table fits into a narrower space.

The power you have Jeff. Scary.

 

[fitz]

****ing hate Bournemouth and their AFC shit. It's the same trick as those ****s who call their company Aaaa Cars or whatever to try and get first listing in the Yellow Pages. ****s.

 

[fitz]

I'm getting old I lasted 5 seconds before I switched it off, if this is the future of football it can do one.

He's such an irritating little ****. I'm also reminded of this for some reason....

 

[Miles Away]

Yes.

I get the table via an API, which uses the full names of teams, but I then change some of the longer team names so the table fits into a narrower space.

But you don’t change the sorting mechanism to match your names. Lazy bastard.

 

[popillius]

But you don’t change the sorting mechanism to match your names. Lazy bastard.

I've said it before, he's not fit to do the job. We need a new manager ASAP.

 

[Orifice]

I've said it before, he's not fit to do the job. We need a new manager ASAP.

How many new members had he signed up this window?
Poor.

 

[popillius]

How many new members had he signed up this window?
Poor.

He needs some of the old ones to leave first.

 

[Payne74]

He needs some of the old ones to leave first.

I'm just waiting for my payoff offer

 

[popillius]

I'm just waiting for my payoff offer

3 packets of Pickled Onion Monster Munch, a soiled Kelly Brook poster and a voucher for a bus wank. Deal?

 

[bocadillo]

...and a voucher for a bus wank. Deal?

Deal is two buses from Ramsgate so he'll need two vouchers.

 

[FOX Franks]

Thank feck we went nowhere near this idiot.

100% he picked every aspect of that as well.

 

[FOX Franks]

What’s the feeing about JLINGZ Rich B ?

 

[Payne74]

Deal is two buses from Ramsgate so he'll need two vouchers.

I'll have a day rider on the Loop, ta.

 

[Rich B]

What’s the feeing about JLINGZ Rich B ?

He may have his immature and childish head inserted well up his own arse but I'm only concerned about his time on the pitch.

He put a good shift in yesterday v Valencia and as long as he carries on doing so he'll be fine by me.

 

[Miles Away]

He may have his immature and childish head inserted well up his own arse but I'm only concerned about his time on the pitch.

He put a good shift in yesterday v Valencia and as long as he carries on doing so he'll be fine by me.

He’s a good footballer, no doubt about it.

 

[Brown Nose]

Notts want to sign a player called Jizz. It will be a huge relief for them to get this over the line.

 

[Robin127]

JizzLingz their new strike partnership.

 

[fitz]

Will they pull it off?

 

[jb5000]

Causes all sorts of issues in the box

 

[Robin127]

uses all sorts of tissues from the box