Premier League 23/24

[camberwell fox]

Also, this.

Christ.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

Also, this.

Bound to happen eventually I guess. EVERYTHING is now "terrorism" What a fabulous hope filled century it's turning out to be. All the gains of the 20th wiped out slowly as we go back to the 19th.

Meanwhile, all over europe & the US, people cheerfully vote in favour of hurrying the process along.

 

[SilverFox]

****ing ****s.

 

[homer]

All over for Burnley and Luton, the hopeless fecks

Snotters survive

 

[glyn]

if Arsenal mess up against Man U, (probably) the only thing to play for on the last day will be 6th place. What a season. Super super sensational final day hype awaits us.

 

[H T B]

Is this the lowest amount of points needed to survive in the Premier league trapdoor?

 

[homer]

if Arsenal mess up against Man U, (probably) the only thing to play for on the last day will be 6th place. What a season. Super super sensational final day hype awaits us.

God I really hope that happens

Try and sell that one, you bunch of ****s

 

[Blue Maniac]

All over for Burnley and Luton, the hopeless fecks

Snotters survive

I don’t think Luton is official yet, but probably a safe assumption now given how shite Burnley are.

 

[homer]

I don’t think Luton is official yet, but probably a safe assumption now given how shite Burnley are.

Goal difference is enormous - they is gone

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I've been struggling with it all week & it's driving me mad.

Arsenal are, by every measure, a miles better side than the awful shambles that is Man U, They should piss it.

BUT...they haven't won at Old Trafford in almost 20 years & in the last decade that has included some ****ing pitiful Man U sides. Then again, the gap between them has never been wider than now.

But it's Arsenal. Though not quite the world champion level bottlers & chokers that their illustrious neighbours are, they still have it in them to chuck in a stinker when it matters. They did it at home losing to a Villa side that have stunk the place out since & almost did it against the aforementioned neighbours the other week, nearly chucking away a 3-0 lead.

North London is bottle job central. The Gooners are short as **** to win. I've been contemplating a chunky lay bet all week as my last proper bet of the football season. Do I dare pull the trigger or am I just seeing what I want to see & they'll win easily?

In the end I've just this minute made a decision. I've decided to pay tribute to both Arsenal & Spurs...

...by completely ****ing bottling it.

Had £20 on Harry Kane across the shots & goals markets against Wolfsburg instead.

**** all this PL lark now. Until it starts again with us in it.

 

[H T B]

You could give up gambling altogether and just relax and watch teams implode.

Then sit back and say ‘ we didn’t implode when the footballing world expected us to, and went on to win the ****er ’

 

[Miles Away]

I've been struggling with it all week & it's driving me mad.

Arsenal are, by every measure, a miles better side than the awful shambles that is Man U, They should piss it.

BUT...they haven't won at Old Trafford in almost 20 years & in the last decade that has included some ****ing pitiful Man U sides. Then again, the gap between them has never been wider than now.

But it's Arsenal. Though not quite the world champion level bottlers & chokers that their illustrious neighbours are, they still have it in them to chuck in a stinker when it matters. They did it at home losing to a Villa side that have stunk the place out since & almost did it against the aforementioned neighbours the other week, nearly chucking away a 3-0 lead.

North London is bottle job central. The Gooners are short as **** to win. I've been contemplating a chunky lay bet all week as my last proper bet of the football season. Do I dare pull the trigger or am I just seeing what I want to see & they'll win easily?

In the end I've just this minute made a decision. I've decided to pay tribute to both Arsenal & Spurs...

...by completely ****ing bottling it.

Had £20 on Harry Kane across the shots & goals markets against Wolfsburg instead.

**** all this PL lark now. Until it starts again with us in it.

I’ve gone all in on the Arse.

But I share your concerns.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I’ve gone all in on the Arse.

Done that before

 

[Miles Away]

Done that before

With similarly regretful feelings.

 

[give_us_a_wave]

You could give up gambling altogether and just relax and watch teams implode.

Then sit back and say ‘ we didn’t implode when the footballing world expected us to, and went on to win the ****er ’

True.

I could also give up drinking, my xmas & birthday celebratory cigar, idle sexual speculation & trolling knuckle draggers on social media.

Not going to though. Life has few pleasures left & I intend to enjoy as many as I can while I'm still here. Reached a point in my life now where I'm responsible for nobody but myself.

So I can be irresponsible as ****

 

[give_us_a_wave]

I’ve gone all in on the Arse.

Homer has hacked your account.

 

[camberwell fox]

Homer has hacked your account.

Not the only thing he has entered without permission either.

 

[H T B]

True.

I could also give up drinking, my xmas & birthday celebratory cigar, idle sexual speculation & trolling knuckle draggers on social media.

Not going to though. Life has few pleasures left & I intend to enjoy as many as I can while I'm still here. Reached a point in my life now where I'm responsible for nobody but myself.

So I can be irresponsible as ****

And why not

 

[homer]

Casemiro and Evans the centre back partnership again, this time against Trossard, Saka and Havertz

This should be fun

 

[homer]

Casemiro plays everyone onside by a country mile, and Evans fails to make any kind of challenge on the cross

1-0 to Arse