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The looser the waistband the deeper the quicksand. :081:
 
"Careful with that spliff Eugene it causes condensation"
 
lazzer said:
i'm not an discharge, i'm not a loss in
protein, i'm not a throbbing squirm


a fecking classic that one Lazzer................but the best lines are

She was a girl from Birmingham
she just had an abortion
she was a case of insanity
her name was Pauline she lived in a tree
 
Boy Genius said:
a fecking classic that one Lazzer................but the best lines are

She was a girl from Birmingham
she just had an abortion
she was a case of insanity
her name was Pauline she lived in a tree

dragged on a table in a factory
illegitamate plave to be
in a packet in a lavatory
screaming fecking bloody mess
 
'cause I hate you, and your Wife & if I get the chance I'll fook up yer life
 
Fox From The Hudd said:
As Anthony said to Cleopatra as he opened a crate of ale.........oooh I say...........
:038:
 
"Well the girls would turn the color
Of the avacado when he would drive
Down their street in his El Dorado
He could walk down you street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you"

Jonathan Richman
 
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lazzer said:
dragged on a table in a factory
illegitamate plave to be
in a packet in a lavatory
screaming fecking bloody mess

**** this
And **** that
**** it all
And **** her ****ing brat
She don't wanna baby that looks like that
I don't wanna baby that looks like that



OOO Lazzer they dont do lyrics like that anymore....
 
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
So you don't confuse them with mountains."

Sahkira, godess
 
I feel the urge the growing need
To fook this sinful corpse
My tasks complete the bitch's soul
Lies raped in demonic lust
 
Melton Fox said:
I feel the urge the growing need
To fook this sinful corpse
My tasks complete the bitch's soul
Lies raped in demonic lust

I take it that wasn't one of the songs on Hi-5 this morning?
 
Ox Fox said:
I take it that wasn't one of the songs on Hi-5 this morning?
Possibly not. I would like to post more of this song, but I fear it may offend people. What you read there is tame

Slayer - Necrophiliac
 
There was an old sailor, who sat on a rock,
Waving and shaking his big hairy...

Fist at the ladies next door in The Ritz,
Who taught all the children to play with their...

Ice-creams and marbles and all things galore,
Along comes a lady who looks like a...
 
It's big and heavy but me carry the banana

All the way to the sister's house

She like to bite it but she like a piranha

I want some left when I have to go home

chorus-

Day-o, day-o

Morning come and me have to go home

Day-o, day-o

This woman, she won't leave me alone

1 inch, 2 inch, 3 inch, 4
 
Melton Fox said:
I feel the urge the growing need
To fook this sinful corpse
My tasks complete the bitch's soul
Lies raped in demonic lust

Melton....do you like this kind of music, I love it and you have chosen a quality track there. the opening lines of it are the best though


Mortuaries, dead of night
My body starts to rise........:038:
 
Boy Genius said:
Melton....do you like this kind of music, I love it and you have chosen a quality track there. the opening lines of it are the best though


Mortuaries, dead of night
My body starts to rise........:038:
Indeed BG. Angel Of Death for me is the ultimate Slayer track. Reign In Blood - quality album. Saw them at Monsters Of Rock in the early 90's. Superb

Pantera, Sepultura, Metallica, Megadeth..............:038:
 
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