Quality lines in a song!

[Motown Fox]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her
Was Little Boy Blue with the horn

 

[lazzer]

Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet,
her knickers all tattered and torn,
It wasn't a spider who sat down beside her
Was Little Boy Blue with the horn

aye aye ya :icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

A heart that's filled up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heel.

:icon_sad:

 

[MKFox]

Bruises that won't heel.

 

[M17TT C]

its not my fault,
i dont care,
i dont regret a single thing

 

[No.6 Muzzy Izzet...]

''revolution soon dies
sold out for a pay rise''

'New Art Riot' by the Manics, just before they signed to Sony Records.

 

[fcukcov]

They call me Jolly Rancher
coz I stay so hard
you can suck it all night long
oh my god.

 

[Melton Fox]

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dogs eye

 

[Jari Rantanen's Shorts]

Well I'm Christ in shades, I'm a napalm god
Your lipstick flickers round my lightning rod

 

[Joe_Fox]

Well I'm Christ in shades, I'm a napalm god
Your lipstick flickers round my lightning rod

Was this Lazzer's chat up line in 1977? :icon_lol:

 

[lazzer]

Was this Lazzer's chat up line in 1977? :icon_lol:

Er actually no joe that was

" Hi my names Lazzer ..........thats so you know what to scream"

 

[fosseboy83]

Er actually no joe that was

" Hi my names Lazzer ..........thats so you know what to scream"

'Help Police Lazzer's in the bushes again':icon_eek:

 

[lazzer]

read and learn fosseboy i'll have some more for you soon

 

[MKFox]

read and learn fosseboy i'll have some more for you soon

"I've got a knife, get in the car"

 

[fosseboy83]

'you've got lovely eye's they'd look great in a jar'

 

[Joe_Fox]

Er actually no joe that was

" Hi my names Lazzer ..........thats so you know what to scream"

You old smoothy Lazz, :icon_lol:

I went for "Hi, I'm Joe_Fox, I would like to rip your knickers and bra off".

did the trick.

 

[fcukcov]

You old smoothy Lazz, :icon_lol:

I went for "Hi, I'm Joe_Fox, I would like to rip your knickers and bra off".

did the trick.

Yeh Highland loved it.....

 

[lazzer]

or.......................

 

[lazzer]

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.


you can have that one

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

:icon_lol: im sure that line worked a treat