Random Lyric thread.

[The Major]

They took all the trees
Put em in a tree museum
And they charged the people
A dollar and a half just to see em.

 

[tedfoxxx]

i feel this time as the note was read,
she said has the perrier gone straight to my head,
or is life sick and cruel instead?

 

[MHS]

The world is heading for mutiny
When all we want is unity
We may rise and fall
But in the end we meet our fate together

 

[tedfoxxx]

**** you i wont do what you tell me
**** you i wont do what you tell me
**** you i wont do what you tell me
**** you i wont do what you tell me

 

[The Major]

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge

 

[tedfoxxx]

jump you ****er,jump,
jump into this net what we are holding,
and you will be alright,
he jumped. hit the deck. broke his ****ing neck.
there was no net,
laugh? we nearly shat,
i havent laughed so much since grandma died,
or auntie mable caught her left tit in the mangle

 

[GazLCFC]

I don't want to see a ghost
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
Watch the evening news

Voted worst lyrics of all time

 

[joe501]

I'm not living, I'm just killing time.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Strap-on Sally chased us down the alley,
We feared for our behinds.

 

[muzzysgal]

Take your seaside arms and write the next line.

 

[Hammond Organ]

Slowly walking down the hall,
faster than a cannon ball

 

[highland fox]

Knowing is much better than not knowing
Things that I've been knowing could bring down a Boeing

 

[Melton Fox]

Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy
Miggida miggida miggida Mac
Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy

 

[MHS]

I cry out to God
Seeking only his decision.
Gabriel stands and confirms
I've created my own prison.

 

[Melton Fox]

Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of june
In a kenworth pullin logs
Cab-over pete with a reefer on
And a jimmy haulin hogs
We is headin for bear on i-one-oh
bout a mile outta shaky town
I says, pig pen, this heres the rubber duck.
And Im about to put the hammer down.


cause we got a little convoy
Rockin through the night.
Yeah, we got a little convoy,
Aint she a beautiful sight?
Come on and join our convoy
Aint nothin gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this truckin convoy
cross the u-s-a.
Convoy!

 

[highland fox]

How I could've been yours, and you be mine
It could've been me and you until the end of time
Do what you want, when you want
Be as ****in' insincere as you can

 

[highland fox]

lonesome swan
tell me what is wrong?
so you feel that we've all moved on
and you're feeling so alone?

kids can be cruel
you know that's fair to say
but remember when the kids once said
you were queen of the waves upon the ocean bed

you were the dream boat pedalo
but now that's all in the past
but let me tell you that this loneliness will pass
and be a part of the past also

so for now dust down your weary sails
for tomorrow is a bright new day
with someone waiting in the wings
to pedal with you upon the ocean waves

 

[highland fox]

fate fatal fate
an act of hate that greets my fall from grace
these days I’m seeing things in a different light
these days its Mr. moonlight who shines through my cell at night
Mr. moonlight I’ve polmont on my mind

 

[tedfoxxx]

I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice when I'm not around
You're so ****ing special
I wish I was special

But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell I'm doing here?
I don't belong here

She's running out again
She's running out
She runs runs runs

 

[Melton Fox]

I want a perfect body

Be careful what you wish for, ted, you might just get it.

It's the bain of my life.