Random Lyric thread.

[tedfoxxx]

Be careful what you wish for, ted, you might just get it.

It's the bain of my life.

i'd rather have a perfect soul, thats what counts:icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

i'd rather have a perfect soul, thats what counts:icon_wink

Only if you're shallow. Image is everything.

 

[Billyjof]

I want to have control.........

But these screaming eagles in my head won't let me.

 

[Billyjof]

Possibly my favourite load of pisssh - all time

Near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of aran
goes around and around
and his mind is a beacon
in the veil of the night
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right
but he'll never, never fight over you

 

[Melton Fox]

Possibly my favourite load of pisssh - all time

Near a tree by a river
there's a hole in the ground
where an old man of aran
goes around and around
and his mind is a beacon
in the veil of the night
for a strange kind of fashion
there's a wrong and a right
but he'll never, never fight over you

Love it

I was Nik Kershaw's biggest fan in the eighties :icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

B, A, S, T, A, R, D,
Stick that needle deep in me........


Paul Heaton. Profound as usual.

 

[The Major]

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I'm not gonna move,
Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand,
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am,
Some try to hand me money they don't understand,
I'm not... broke I'm just a broken hearted man,
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do,
How can I move on when I've been in love with you...

 

[andy15]

Corporal brown was tall, boy!
And likes to go and fish
Corporal's wife was quite fat
And was raving like a bitch
And I'm a bit drunk as I watch
They are yelling loud, he throws a punch
Oh lord, what am I gonna do?
Corporal brown was quite scared
When he looked down at her
Corporal's wife was quite dead
So he carried her and took her outside
Dug a grave and placed her inside
I was amazed
Oh lord, what am I gonna do?

 

[SJN-Fox]

Wild swan follow the river
Don't fly through dangerous skies
On and on from bow and quiver
Ride over mountains so high

Over feilds and the ruin of castles
Into the evening we soar
City lights begin to sparkle
Like diamonds thrown to the floor

Fly home it's just me and you
Your only son
Fly home I've been waiting to
The time has come
The time has come

Wild swan follow the river
Don't fly through dangerous skies
On and on from bow and quiver
Ride over mountains so high

Out to sea on the wings of heaven
Where silver cuts like a knife
Say farewell to the ships of the ocean
We travel into the night

Fly home it's just me and you
Your only son
Fly home I've been waiting to
The time has come
The time has come
I'm coming home
I'm coming home
I'm coming home​

 

[The Major]

My friend Billy had a 10 ft willy, he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake, so she hit it with a rake.
And now it's only 4ft4.

 

[fox58]

Moonlight an' love songs never out of date,
Hearts full of passion, jealousy an' hate,
Woman needs man and man must have his mate,
That no one can deny . . .
It's still the same old story, a fight for love an' glory,
A case of do or die, the world will always welcome lovers,
As time goes by . . .

 

[Jeff]

The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
The singer out of Slipknot went to rome to see The Pope
And The Pope said to his aide . .

Who the ****ing hell are Slipknot?
Who the ****ing hell are Slipknot?
Who the ****ing hell are Slipknot?
In relation to me getting out of bed

 

[MHS]

Who the ****ing hell are Slipknot?

They'd be the band who's fourth album has just been released..... and it's ****ing awesome too.

 

[The Major]

Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner, chocolates made.

 

[spionfox]

Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner, chocolates made.

Takes me back to pre-school nursery days :icon_wink

 

[highland fox]

fate fatal fate
an act of hate that greets my fall from grace
these days I’m seeing things in a different light
these days its Mr. moonlight who shines through my cell at night
Mr. moonlight I’ve polmont on my mind

Got these stuck in my head today,maybe its because I went through there the other day

 

[spionfox]

Well, it's one of those days you could get hit by a truck
Feels like you've been wading through the muck
You need a double-six but you're all out of luck
As Dostoevsky use to say:

What the ****!
Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!
You need a little luck

You wanna go forward but your wheels are stuck
Try to seize the day, you end up in a ruck
You've been done up like the idiot, you've come unstuck
As Dostoevsky use to say:

What the ****!
Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!
You need a little luck

Like Einstein having a real bad brain day
Someone trod upon your x-ray
Shakespeare hasn't got a single sonnet to say

What the ****!
Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!
You need a little luck

Caught up in the crossfire, you'd better duck
Out of the blue, you can't pass the buck
You wanna be a winning, but you haven't got the luck
As Dostoevsky use to say:

What the ****!
Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!
You need a little luck

Jean Paul Sartre writes his worst play
Oh man, best be on your way
Fyodor Dostoevsky use to say:

What the ****!
Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!
You need a little luck

You need a little luck
You need a little luck
You need a little luck
You need a little luck
You need a little luck

Sure, life can suck when living is too much
But what the ****!

 

[spionfox]

There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

 

[londonfox]

And the kids are crying "Flapjacks, make'em fat, early in the mornin'
Little Jack, grab your hat, hear the breakfast call
Muskrat, bat a cat, kick him in the fireplace
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" on their horn
There's someone in the kitchen blowing "Dinah" like they're born

 

[The Major]

days of speed and slow time mondays
pissing down with rain on a boring wednesday
watching the news and not eating your tea
a freezing cold flat with damp on the walls

thats entertainment

waking up at 6 a.m on a cool warm morning
opening the window and breathing in petrol
an amateur band rehearsing in a nearby yard
watching the telly and thinking 'bout your holidays

thats entertainment