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[M17TT C]

shit hpnz fam, 4g iz shankin ma gs t........

 

[Biffa Bacon]

shit hpnz fam, 4g iz shankin ma gs t........

4g you say?

 

[Matt_B]

So you want to break the law just because someone else is?

Want to? Yes, do it? Not as often as I want to. On the motorway, that is. If I'm on a 30 or 40 road I sit bang on the speed limit. I'm not being forced to do anything by some twat who didn't leave on time.

 

[Mawsley]

Good to hear you have no problems with you bank balance or place of work. :icon_wink

I do. My boss is a total wanker.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I do. My boss is a total wanker.

You're self-employed?

 

[Jeff]

If the "middle lane hog" is travelling at the speed limit (as is often the case) there is no basis for frustration.

What about people who think they are driving at the speed limit, but are actually doing less than 65MPH?
Most car speedometers over report the speed, often by quite a lot at higher speeds.

 

[Mawsley]

You're self-employed?

We don't use terms like that at Mawsley Inc. as it enforces outmoded linear remunerated employment models.

We prefer 'randomly occupied'.

 

[Blaarev]

We don't use terms like that at Mawsley Inc. as it enforces outmoded linear remunerated employment models.

We prefer 'randomly occupied'.

So your boss isn't a total wanker after all. Just randomly

 

[M17TT C]

Big Brother/Uncle Sam is watching you...

 

[Mawsley]

Love the Irish

 

[Motown Fox]

Jesus saved by Angels

 

[Blue Maniac]

Jesus saved by Angels

Where is Maderia?

 

[Mawsley]

We allow these people to vote

 

[Macky]

We allow these people to vote

I just tested it out, it definitely doesn't work.



Not sent from Tapatalk

 

[Matt_B]

We allow these people to vote

The amount of shit that people post without thinking or checking on Facebook is ridiculous. I have a no-strike rule before I lose them, but to be honest, a simple Captcha system before you can open a browser doesn't sound so bad if it keeps these people fenced out.

 

[Mawsley]

Shit is going down in Nottingham - someone get the proper crime police.

 

[Mawsley]

Meanwhile, some incompetent arse is allowing more Welsh into the country.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Shit is going down in Nottingham - someone get the proper crime police.

Wow, shit just got real!!!

 

[pork pie fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22967259

:icon_lol:

UK City of Culture 2017 shortlist of four announced

Dundee, Hull, Leicester and Swansea Bay have made the shortlist to become the UK's second City of Culture in 2017.

 

[Real Sharapova]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22967259

:icon_lol:

I feel all cultured now, even 'tho I only visit Leicester for match days.