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[Motown Fox]

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rod020 | August 18 2016, 8:32PM

It could also be the cumulative effect of those people I tend to encounter on buses who smoke, drink, have several dogs and moral objections to washing machines and washing in general

Hull stinks.

Has cafe noticed I wonder.

 

[Jeff]

Hull stinks.

So does Leicester - http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/w...ppy-about-it/story-29632893-detail/story.html

 

[FIF]

Amazing clean water device:

http://www.sciencealert.com/a-tiny-device-can-clean-your-drinking-water-in-minutes

 

[pork pie fox]

Blaarev, is this you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629

"Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet"

 

[Real Sharapova]

Blaarev, is this you?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-37196629

"Norway man rescued after climbing into public toilet"

Not Blaarev, but it was his phone.

 

[Blaarev]

 

[Blaarev]

"Norway man".... Where do they learn English these days?

 

[Blaarev]

With more pictures

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/...n-public-toilet-tank-for-one-hour/a/23776620/

 

[pork pie fox]

"Norway man".... Where do they learn English these days?

I think the Beatles sang a song about him.

 

[pork pie fox]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37186135

 

[FIF]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-37186135

Who would have guessed it's the Irish.

 

[pork pie fox]

Who would have guessed it's the Irish.

It was this part that I particularly liked:

It was found behind a Georgian terrace known as Castle Street, which contains a building called Castle House.

 

[Mawsley]

http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co....ew-a-picture/story-29667256-detail/story.html

Has anyone here got a drawing to illustrate something inconceivable they may have witnessed? I'm particularly interested in ones involving Enderby on a bus.

 

[Blaarev]

http://www.torquayheraldexpress.co....ew-a-picture/story-29667256-detail/story.html

Has anyone here got a drawing to illustrate something inconceivable they may have witnessed? I'm particularly interested in ones involving Enderby on a bus.

I'm hopeless at drawing, but the last few paragraphs of that article could probably suit your fantasies if you replace tail with....well something else.


"It was very powerful looking and its tail was very long too.

"What struck me about its tail was where it hung down its hindquarters it was very long and the same thickness all the way down.

"It was a perfect bow shape - if you put a piece of string across it, it would look like a strung bo

 

[Blaarev]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...sharia-law-syria-commands-allah-a7218466.html

 

[FIF]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...sharia-law-syria-commands-allah-a7218466.html

but Islam plays for us.

 

[FIF]

The future is here:

http://www.thelocal.fr/20160902/france-to-roll-out-world-first-driverless-buses?

 

[Brown Nose]

Now I'm not usually one for this kind of story, but in this case, it's well overdue. The key Janner defender himself up to no good.

After his usual slimy afternoon cosying up to our owners in the Directors box last Saturday, it seems as though Vaz took the after match celebrations a little far:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/married-mp-keith-vaz-tells-8763805

 

[homer]

'Bout feckin' time that shitbag got his just desserts

Vile, foul, horrible shit of the highest order

 

[Real Sharapova]

'Bout feckin' time that shitbag got his just desserts

Vile, foul, horrible shit of the highest order

Personally I think you are being too kind to him. He's possibly the most self-important man on earth.