Random News Article Thread

[pork pie fox]

Gold. Or brown, maybe:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

"Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date"

 

[camberwell fox]

Gold. Or brown, maybe:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296

"Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date"

'Tis a very funny article.

 

[Brown Nose]

 

[Blue Maniac]

You are very tedious.

Who, me?

Are you gonna clear this up for me, Steven? I'm very anxious to know who you find so tedious.

 

[Jeff]

Are you gonna clear this up for me, Steven? I'm very anxious to know who you find so tedious.

We all think you're tedious. We've got a Facebook page where we spend all day talking about how tedious you are. It's very tedious. You'd love it.

 

[Blue Maniac]

We all think you're tedious. We've got a Facebook page where we spend all day talking about how tedious you are. It's very tedious. You'd love it.

Is BG there?

 

[Brown Nose]

I'm usually pretty liberal about this sort of thing but this has turned my stomach. This bastard should never have been able to see freedom again:

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/first-pictures-double-child-killer-771463

 

[camberwell fox]

I'm usually pretty liberal about this sort of thing but this has turned my stomach. This bastard should never have been able to see freedom again:

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/first-pictures-double-child-killer-771463

How can a journalist/editor make such a hash of such an important paragraph?

“ROTL is considered for offenders towards the end of their sentence, taking into account their individual resettlement needs. It helps build and maintain family ties, which is proven to help re-offending“

 

[camberwell fox]

Bastard should be hung, drawn and quartered.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Bastard should be hung, drawn and quartered.

I don't think that's a thing we do these days.

 

[Robin127]

There is a certain irony in the blokes name considering the reaction to the story.

 

[jb5000]

Bastard should be hung, drawn and quartered.

Far too good for him, a lifetime of being locked up with the rest of them and the eventual guilt and remorse is far more fitting

 

[Brown Nose]

Far too good for him, a lifetime of being locked up with the rest of them and the eventual guilt and remorse is far more fitting

Correct. I cannot imagine them ever letting Ian Huntley walk free in a similar way. I can't see much of a difference between their crimes.

As someone that grew up in that area at that time, I don't give a feck whether anyone in the justice system thinks he's rehabilitated. Some things are beyond remorse and a prison sentence. He should rot in prison until his dying day and I'd be surprised if 90%+ people didn't agree.

Allowing him out with a view to release is a shameful decision.

 

[Robin127]

The look on the blokes face in the picture in the article says it all.

http://tribunist.com/news/detroit-p...dercover-operation-gone-wrong/?utm_source=ITA

 

[Brown Nose]

It's hardly surprising, but feck me . . .

https://www.buzzfeed.com/jimwaterso...of-deal-to-win?utm_term=.yeWl7MRNZ#.vqwZgJAeE

 

[SJN-Fox]

Now I know the world's gone fecking mad

Coventry !!! City of culture FFS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42272675

 

[Jeff]

Coventry !!! City of culture FFS

They were up against Swansea, Paisley (not even a city!), Stoke-on-Trent and Sunderland. They'll take over from Hull.
Presumably it's something that only cities with really bad reputations are interested in.

 

[fitz]

Now I know the world's gone fecking mad

Coventry !!! City of culture FFS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42272675

Found Swansea to be a better place, but that's not the point in this turd polishing exercise. Sunderland is beyond grim and not even a city (really shouldn't be), it's got the status on the basis of having enough Greggs outlets and some ridiculous land grab which included taking a refuse site in Gateshead to look big. Stoke shouldn't even exist...no point whatsoever. Paisleys probably in Scotland or something, isn't it just a bit of Glasgow?

 

[Robin127]

They should invite some Germans.

 

[pork pie fox]

I’ve not been to Swansea, but I’ve been to the rest. Paisley was the worst, comfortably.