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[Jeff]

What? All Jews?

Even Sarah (teh next Mrs Mawsley) Silverman?

You can't have her, she's one of mine.

 

[Mawsley]

You can't have her, she's one of mine.

Tough. Go get another Jew.

 

[MKFox]

sarah silverman is a drag act surely?

 

[MKFox]

Rachel weisz would get it, but she'd have to ask me to do her in her gaza

 

[Mawsley]

sarah silverman is a drag act surely?

Clit like a Stanley No.3 screwdriver.

 

[Macky]

Clit like a Stanley No.3 screwdriver.

That must make it awkward going through security at the airport

 

[MKFox]

That must make it awkward going through security at the airport

or the checkouts at B&Q

 

[Macky]

Handy though if any furniture needs the screws tightening

 

[Blue Maniac]

Clit like a Stanley No.3 screwdriver.

Pozi or Phillips?

 

[The Major]

Major... seriously, what the actual ****? Do you not think you've embarrassed yourself enough over that? Why have you quoted that image and what possible ****ing relevance does it have?

The Daily Mail written by ****s read by ****s and then you quote an article from the Daily Mail, did you not read it first?

 

[Matt_B]

The Daily Mail written by ****s read by ****s and then you quote an article from the Daily Mail, did you not read it first?

Macky has said before that the online version is a separate entity to the print version, I prefer not to read either if I can help it.

 

[Macky]

The Daily Mail written by ****s read by ****s and then you quote an article from the Daily Mail, did you not read it first?

I think you'll find that those were Mawsley's words, not mine and if that was the point that you were trying to make, why not just quote the words and not the entire image, the image that caused you so much confusion?

Besides, as Matt has pointed out, The Mail Online and the The Daily Mail newspaper are two separate entities. Different staff, different editorial teams.

 

[Mawsley]

Here's a picture of something getting stuck in a hole because of it's own stupidity, just to raise the mood like.

 

[The Major]

I think you'll find that those were Mawsley's words, not mine and if that was the point that you were trying to make, why not just quote the words and not the entire image, the image that caused you so much confusion?

You kind of agreed with him though.

Besides, as Matt has pointed out, The Mail Online and the The Daily Mail newspaper are two separate entities. Different staff, different editorial teams.

Quite often the same articles though.

I don't think you're a **** Macky, you read what you like.

 

[Macky]

I don't think you're a **** Macky

Well you'd be wrong :icon_lol:

 

[Mawsley]

Well you'd be wrong :icon_lol:

You're always making a real Daily Mail reader of yourself.

 

[Macky]

There's nothing wrong with a nice, moist Daily Mail. Shaven but not stubbly

 

[Blue Maniac]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-daytime-chat-line-alleviate-loneliness.html

 

[Real Sharapova]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-daytime-chat-line-alleviate-loneliness.html

" It was partly my fault ". What a knob.

 

[spionfox]

" It was partly my fault ". What a knob.

Comes from Loughborough and wears an Arsenal badged coat - bigger knob!