Robert Pires

[drummindefender]

According to the bottom of this Merc article we've been linked with him, though it does say hes not on our radar

Where did this one come from

 

[homer]

According to the bottom of this Merc article we've been linked with him, though it does say hes not on our radar

Where did this one come from

A completely made up rumour form foxestalk and/or Bentleys

Merc reporting at its best, as ever...

 

[Kingy_85]

Even though this is surely utter bollocks I still have to admit that even the thought made me wee a little.

I was a massive Arsenal-Invincibles fan.

 

[Uncle Connolly]

Even though this is surely utter bollocks I still have to admit that even the thought made me wee a little.

I was a massive Arsenal-Invincibles fan.

Me too.

Incredible stuff.

 

[Real Sharapova]

A completely made up rumour form foxestalk and/or Bentleys

Merc reporting at its best, as ever...

Yup, lazy lazy lazy. Who said we were linked with them, the journo's mum, budgie, etc? BTW, I can exclusively reveal I have been linked with Cheryl Cole, Amanda Holden and Skippy the bush kangaroo.

P.S. I might have made the last one up.

 

[lazzer]

Jesus said, "Father, forgive them, for they don't know what they are doing." And the soldiers gambled for his clothes by throwing dice.

 

[Kingy_85]

Yup, lazy lazy lazy. Who said we were linked with them, the journo's mum, budgie, etc? BTW, I can exclusively reveal I have been linked with Cheryl Cole, Amanda Holden and Skippy the bush kangaroo.

P.S. I might have made the last one up.

Talentless plastic muppet.

 

[FryattFox]

Talentless plastic muppet.

But you don't take issue with the kangaroo?! :icon_eek:

 

[Kingy_85]

But you don't take issue with the kangaroo?! :icon_eek:

Not since the rolo cookie ad.

 

[Real Sharapova]

Talentless plastic muppet.

Talentless, yes. Plastic, maybe. Muppet, perhaps. Bangs like a barn door in a hurricane, most surely. Yes please.:thumbs_up

 

[drummindefender]

You can just tell Amanda Holden is pure filth

 

[Kingy_85]

You can just tell Amanda Holden is pure filth

Her voice alone leaves soil everywhere.

 

[SJN-Fox]

You can just tell Amanda Holden is pure filth

I bet she can suck a golf ball through 30 foot of garden hose. :icon_razz

 

[RHYDAL]

I'd motorboat that.....I'd motorboat that hell out of it.

 

[Matt_B]

I'd hit her with a motoboat engine yes, hateful bint. And not attractive IMO. She's no Lorraine Kelly.

 

[Real Sharapova]

She's no Lorraine Kelly.

 

[Macky]

She'll only shag you if you can do an impression of Mavis from Coronation Street. Fact.

 

[drummindefender]

I'd hit her with a motoboat engine yes, hateful bint. And not attractive IMO. She's no Lorraine Kelly.

Seriously. What the actual ****!

 

[SwedeFox]

I'd hit her with a motoboat engine yes, hateful bint. And not attractive IMO. She's no Lorraine Kelly.

The joke thread is that way --->

 

[Matt_B]

Seriously. What the actual ****!

Horses for courses, you'll learn to appreciate the older women one day Ben, you'll see. Of course by then Holden will be wilting so I suppose she'll follow you!