Confirmed Transfer Ryan Bertrand

[nuddin_madders]

That’s what the announcement is about, no?

Which announcement? This one, or the several over the last few weeks?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Which announcement? This one, or the several over the last few weeks?

I’m 100% this is the first and only. Someone in some godawful Facebook group confidently assured me last week that it had been announced that morning. I asked where, but no reply.

 

[FOX Franks]

Genuinely good signing for me. Good bit of backup, will add some good senior qualities and should bolster us for a proper run at the Europa League. If we fancy it. Can’t see why not

 

[popillius]

Free, so it isn't a bad piece of business. Can't see him playing much and I hope he doesn't jump ahead of Thomas in the pecking order as that sends a terrible message to the lad.

Anyhow, not exciting but all a bit meh. We really could do with some width.... I mean.... we really, really could. Several games last season we were way too narrow and had no outlet at all hence spending 35 minutes passing it in triangles on the half way line.

 

[nuddin_madders]

I've perhaps not made enough posts yet to attempt a joke.

 

[Blue Maniac]

I've perhaps not made enough posts yet to attempt a joke.

Ironically, this one delivers

 

[nuddin_madders]

Maybe I should refer to rotisseries and Ibiza next time, or labour the arse out of torturous puns. It's not how you tell 'em, it's who you tell 'em to.

 

[popillius]

Maybe I should refer to rotisseries and Ibiza next time, or labour the arse out of torturous puns. It's not how you tell 'em, it's who you tell 'em to.

Mention Superscout's list or Joe_Fox's betting system and you're guaranteed a giggle.

 

[tedfoxxx]

Mention Superscout's list or Joe_Fox's betting system and you're guaranteed a giggle.

Wank on a bus always goes down well.

 

[SJN-Fox]

I bow to your superior knowledge.

 

[fitz]

Can't go better than bus wanking

 

[tedfoxxx]

I bow to your superior knowledge.

Yeah and if you want to get a laugh on TB you can mention that thing Enderby Fox said…

 

[camberwell fox]

I bow to your superior knowledge.

Is that a euphemism?

 

[Micky]

31 years of age
Part of a champions league winning side that defeated Bayern Munich
England international
Once in the PFA team of the year

Afew years ago we would be really excited about this but now it's just another decent signing.

I actually think he will be an absolute bargain and better than any of us expect.

 

[Payne74]

This ^

Bertrand will add balance to the side and make the squad stronger so we can compete in more than one competition, lake of squad depth and injuries were the reasons why we failed to get 4th place the last 2 seasons

 

[Robin127]

For Ryan it certainly is Ça plane pour moi.

 

[fitz]

I believe it could be what we used to call a shrew move.

 

[popillius]

I believe it could be what we used to call a shrew move.

I think it's pretty tame.

 

[Rock Fox]

I think it's pretty tame.

so it's not as you like it?

 

[SJN-Fox]

More a comedy of errors.