Scarbys Fact of the Day

[Yorkshire Vixen]

Surprising...Stilton is notoriously shy Cheese.You trying having a conversation with a piece of Stilton,can't get a word out of them.But Wensleydale is a different story,can't shut the fecker up.

do you get out much highland :icon_lol:

 

[highland fox]

do you get out much highland :icon_lol:

Not at all YV,does it show?

 

[xsubmariner]

Xsubs facts of the day:-
There is nothing so over-rated as a "Bad Hump"
nothing so under -rated as a "Good Dump"






(Not that I would know what a bad hump was )

 

[G F P]

If you drop a raisin in a flute of Champagne it will continually rise and fall

 

[Babylon]

sheep can remember the faces of upto 20 other sheep for a period of two years after they last saw them.

Are you Dr Doolittle then.

 

[Durham Fox]

sheep can remember the faces of upto 20 other sheep for a period of two years after they last saw them.

Someone warned you of this before you entered a field, didn't they?

 

[G F P]

The male Howler monkey is the nosiest land animal known to man, it's cries can be heard clearly over ten miles away.

 

[Leesoh]

The male Howler monkey is the nosiest land animal known to man, it's cries can be heard clearly over ten miles away.

That's wrong. My sister is the loudest animal known to man. And don't we know it.

 

[MKFox]

That's wrong. My sister is the loudest animal known to man. And don't we know it.

Is she a squealer or a moaner Lee?

 

[Leesoh]

Is she a squealer or a moaner Lee?

I've no idea what you are insinuating there.

 

[Darth Vodka]

The male Howler monkey is the nosiest land animal known to man, it's cries can be heard clearly over ten miles away.

whale songs travel further

 

[MKFox]

whale songs travel further

Pesky land whales....

 

[Darth Vodka]

Pesky land whales....

*doh*

 

[drummindefender]

heres another

A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!

false scarby as they measured it on brainiac and it was nowhere near

 

[fcukcov]

Someone warned you of this before you entered a field, didn't they?

if this sentence made any sense whatsoever I would probably bother to come back with a reply. Are you/were you drunk duzzer?

 

[MKFox]

It does make sense. It accuses you of beastiality, but hey, what the feck...

 

[fcukcov]

Yeh but I still dont get what he means even if I understand what he was attempting to imply. either way. Im gonna give up now.

I dont get how sheep remembering each others face has anything to do with me fu**ing one up the arse.

 

[G F P]

Yeh but I still dont get what he means even if I understand what he was attempting to imply. either way. Im gonna give up now.

I dont get how sheep remembering each others face has anything to do with me fu**ing one up the arse.

it could describe you to the sheep police

 

[G F P]

Pesky land whales....

At least some people are observant MK :icon_lol:

 

[Durham Fox]

if this sentence made any sense whatsoever I would probably bother to come back with a reply. Are you/were you drunk duzzer?

Nearly 2000 posts

What has it come to, like I say Lazzer, you can't get the posters these days