Scottish Independence

[Mawsley]

And you can't swim?

I keep getting stuck on the beach.

 

[Jeff]

I've just been to Scotland and it was rubbish.
The shops didn't have what I wanted and the cash machine gave me something that looks like toy money.
They may as well close the border now as far as I'm concerned.

I was only there for 20 minutes though, and Gretna outlet village might not be an accurate representation of the whole country.

 

[homer]

I'm guessing they didn't have stuff in 4XL sizes, then ?

 

[Macky]

I'm guessing they didn't have stuff in 4XL sizes, then ?

Camoron has blocked them from being sold as part of his scare tactics, the Scots are now terrified that they'll have nothing to use as a blanket in the harsh winters up there. But Salmond has promised to restock them when they vote yes

 

[fitz]

Fact is, they're basing their wealth on oil. We all know once they have full access to it they'll just fry up a shit load of chips and mars bars and there'll be nowt left.

 

[Macky]

Fact is, they're basing their wealth on oil. We all know once they have full access to it they'll just fry up a shit load of chips and mars bars and there'll be nowt left.

Not to mention all the battered deep fried pizza slices.
That aside, oil would only make up about 15% of their income, they'll exist just fine as a nation with or without it.

 

[Macky]

It's like transfer deadline day, sitting watching the latest news come in.
Hopefully, it's transfer country day.

 

[FOX Franks]

Nope. More than 70% of the way through and I think it's over.

 

[pork pie fox]

Nope. More than 70% of the way through and I think it's over.

It is now.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Poor old Salmon face looks a bit upset. Funny how Shaun Ryder is his driver isn't it!

 

[homer]

Feckin' cowards....

 

[Lako42]

Feckin' cowards....

Was hoping they could be used as a guinea pig but the skirt wearing feckers bottled it.

Selfish sods worried about their jobs etc.....

 

[NW_Fox]

Anyone see the 'Scotland in a Day' on channel 4 last night at 10pm? Brilliant

 

[RHYDAL]

Salmon smoked.

 

[Motown Fox]

Salmon smoked.

I prefer mine poached

 

[RHYDAL]

I prefer mine poached

Cheap skate.

 

[fitz]

Was hoping they could be used as a guinea pig but the skirt wearing feckers bottled it.

Selfish sods worried about their jobs etc.....

Probably more worried about having to learn Nowegian, as that's the promised land...

 

[Macky]

I prefer mine poached

That's a bit risky though MoFo, there's hefty fines if you get caught poaching them