Sitting down for a weewee

[drew]

One of my employees was waxing lyrical about the virtues of sitting down whilst taking a piss a while ago, naturally i shunned him until last week when i was staying at my future father in laws apartment in New York.

The "powder room" or pisser to you and me had this on the wall. Andy Warhol wallpaper hung by himself and signed....

I was scared stiff of pissing everywhere like back home so I took a seat and went about my business......

 

[Macky]

I physically cannot piss sitting down, never have been able to. I thought it was the same for all males, until I saw that movie "Meet the Fockers"


*Edit* Yes, I do stand up and take a slash after I've finished having a turn-out. See, I knew that's what you were thinking.

 

[drew]

When you're under pressure not to piss all over the walls then it becomes easier to sit down.

 

[drummindefender]

The only time I sit down for a piss, is if its at the same time as having a shit. I bet you're all glad I shared this with you.

 

[The Major]

I do when I get up in the middle of the night. Trying to aim when you're still half asleep is not a great idea.

 

[MKFox]

I do when I get up in the middle of the night. Trying to aim when you're still half asleep is not a great idea.

You have to go when you can at your age....

 

[OldGit]

You have to go when you can at your age....

So true, once you reach the point where actions creak louder than words............

 

[Blue Maniac]

What the ****'s going on?

 

[fitz]

I'd advise against doing this in a German toilet. Unless you want your balls dipped in the poop shelf...

 

[RHYDAL]

Gayest thread of the year

 

[fitz]

Gayest thread of the year

Did you miss the arses of sportsmen thread?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Did you miss the arses of sportsmen thread?

:icon_lol: Beighton needs reminding of that. Often.

 

[Matt_B]

:icon_lol: Beighton needs reminding of that. Often.

ya bastard!

and to do myself no further favours I loss sitting down for two reasons. firstly ouhr house toilet seat doesn't stay up of its own accord so when it falls back down mid stream and you panic and let go to catch it,it gets messy. and secondly when at work it is another chance to play a game on the phone and waste a few minutes

 

[drummindefender]

ya bastard!

and to do myself no further favours I loss sitting down for two reasons. firstly ouhr house toilet seat doesn't stay up of its own accord so when it falls back down mid stream and you panic and let go to catch it,it gets messy. and secondly when at work it is another chance to play a game on the phone and waste a few minutes

Sorry, has Hazz hacked into your account?

 

[lazzer]

So you take pictures of rugger buggers arses and you sit down to piss. All man aint ya :icon_bigg

 

[RHYDAL]

Did you miss the arses of sportsmen thread?

I stand by my statement.

 

[homer]

What the ****.......

 

[MHS]

I hate it when you are tired/pissed with a stonk on, sit down for a weewee, and piss through the gap between seat and bowl, meaning fresh piss down your legs and trousers.

 

[homer]

I hate it when you are tired/pissed with a stonk on, sit down for a weewee, and piss through the gap between seat and bowl, meaning fresh piss down your legs and trousers.

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[Siouxsie]

I feel I've stumbled across something in this thread - I'm just not sure what yet...