Sitting down for a weewee

[Han]

I hate it when you are tired/pissed with a stonk on, sit down for a weewee, and piss through the gap between seat and bowl, meaning fresh piss down your legs and trousers.

What are you talking about.

That's even worse than standing up when you think you're finished, but then the exercise of standing up squeezes a bit more out.

 

[RHYDAL]

This thread cannot be happening. New depths plumbed.

 

[Cate Fox]

I feel I've stumbled across something in this thread - I'm just not sure what yet...

disturbing isnt it...

 

[Nottingham Fox]

makes you moist down below doesn't it...

Whatever floats ur boat Cate ..... :icon_conf :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

Whatever floats ur boat Cate ..... :icon_conf :icon_lol:

bastard :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

I blame Drew. His desperation to tell somebody/everybody about the Andy Warhol wallpaper has created a monster.
A big, steaming, stinking monster.

 

[The Major]

I hate it when you are tired/pissed with a stonk on, sit down for a weewee, and piss through the gap between seat and bowl, meaning fresh piss down your legs and trousers.

We've all been there brother.

 

[Motown Fox]

I somebody created a monster.
A big, steaming, stinking monster.

Yeah and sometimes even after taking 2 flushes it's still there!!

 

[drew]

His desperation to tell somebody/everybody about the Andy Warhol wallpaper has created a monster.

Not really. I just found it funny after telling my colleagues about it today.

 

[Macky]

Not really. I just found it funny after telling my colleagues about it today.

No really Drew, you have created a monster

 

[DesertFox]

Someone is taking the piss.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

I feel that I must wade, metaphoricay, into this thread. Early morning and late at night I will sit, during the day or at work I will stand.

Some of my finest TB posts have been made whilst sitting down to take a slash.

 

[lazzer]

This thread has highlighted the number of sex cases that post on this forum .

 

[Boy Genius]

****ing Hell!

 

[MHS]

We've all been there brother.

Knew I wasn't the only one! These lot are all in denial.

 

[Blue Maniac]

This thread has highlighted the number of sex cases that post on this forum .

:icon_lol:

 

[Han]

I feel that I must wade, metaphoricay, into this thread. Early morning and late at night I will sit, during the day or at work I will stand.
Some of my finest TB posts have been made whilst sitting down to take a slash.

What about if you're wearing grey trousers? Are you not afraid of splash-backs?

 

[RHYDAL]

There are only three legitimate reasons for sitting to take a piss.....

1. You're having a no.2 at the same time.
2. You're in an aircraft, ship or caravan toilet where standing is physically difficult, and the time taken to assume a stable position could result in seepage.
3. You have no legs.

Other than that, it's bum tonguing gay.

 

[Matt_B]

There are only three legitimate reasons for sitting to take a piss.....

1. You're having a no.2 at the same time.
2. You're in an aircraft, ship or caravan toilet where standing is physically difficult, and the time taken to assume a stable position could result in seepage.
3. You have no legs.

Other than that, it's bum tonguing gay.

:icon_lol:

 

[The Major]

Would you think me less gay if I admitted I shit standing up?