Sitting down for a weewee

[Han]

I leave em. Let the missus sort it out.

In all seriousness though, if you drop a couple of sheets in before you drop this problem is a thing of the past.

Helps to stop splash-backs too.

 

[Ian Marshall]

Dear oh dear. And to think Mr H criticised women after seeing the Dulcoease advert....

To be fair though - women go through all sorts of stuff like period pains, childbirth etc - why not just get on with it?

 

[Leesoh]

To be fair though - women go through all sorts of stuff like period pains, childbirth etc - why not just get on with it?

I bet Pontus Kaamark wouldn't be comparing pooing techniques online.

 

[pds]

Funny you should say that, I was standing having a piss at the Supporters Club end of season awards thingy in about 1998. In walks Pontus and then some other fan shortly after. We stood there in silence for a few seconds before Pontus broke the silence and asked us our names, what we thought of the season and who we voted for. Quite surreal, especially for a 12 year old like me.

I can confirm he does indeed stand up for a wee, unlike these freaks!

 

[Cate Fox]

I can confirm he does indeed stand up for a wee, unlike these freaks!

He stands up for other things going on the photos I saw... :icon_bigg

 

[MHS]

Funny you should say that, I was standing having a piss at the Supporters Club end of season awards thingy in about 1998. In walks Pontus and then some other fan shortly after. We stood there in silence for a few seconds before Pontus broke the silence and asked us our names, what we thought of the season and who we voted for. Quite surreal, especially for a 12 year old like me.

I can confirm he does indeed stand up for a wee, unlike these freaks!

Surprised you didn't mention your near-piss in the Sunderland women's bogs a few years back...

 

[Macky]

Funny you should say that, I was standing having a piss at the Supporters Club end of season awards thingy in about 1998. In walks Pontus and then some other fan shortly after. We stood there in silence for a few seconds before Pontus broke the silence and asked us our names, what we thought of the season and who we voted for. Quite surreal, especially for a 12 year old like me.

I can confirm he does indeed stand up for a wee, unlike these freaks!

That's just wrong. You don't talk to strangers at the piss trough, unless you're cottaging

 

[FryattFox]

That's just wrong. You don't talk to strangers at the piss trough, unless you're cottaging

Agree with the first part. Wouldn't know about the second. :icon_bigg

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Manchester Airport, 2007. Nicolas Anelka stands up to pee.

 

[MKFox]

That's just wrong. You don't talk to strangers at the piss trough, unless you're cottaging

pontus, paedo sex pest? maybe he though juninho was 10 in the league cup final and stuck to him looking for some tromboning action later...

 

[SJN-Fox]

More importantly, what are peoples opinions on squat-and-surfing?

Why not try for yourself ...


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100715/tuk-squat-toilets-for-rochdale-shops-6323e80.html

 

[Matt_B]

Why not try for yourself ...


http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100715/tuk-squat-toilets-for-rochdale-shops-6323e80.html

Brilliant

...rarely seen in Britain, which has a strong heritage of pioneering lavatorial invention.

 

[Singth]

I 'playschool piss'. Pull my trousers and pants down, tuck my shirt under my chin and freestyle it.

 

[lazzer]

I 'playschool piss'. Pull my trousers and pants down, tuck my shirt under my chin and freestyle it.

There is bloke in the east stand with trackie bottoms who does that at half time :icon_lol:

 

[Boy Genius]

There is bloke in the east stand with trackie bottoms who does that at half time :icon_lol:

It's the only way to eat a pie and be on the mobile at the same time.

 

[pork pie fox]

There is bloke in the east stand with trackie bottoms who does that at half time :icon_lol:

I have a mate who did this in the toilets at Rock City while at a gig. He was also saying very loudly that "this was how my daddy showed me how to do it" at the same time :icon_lol:

(please note - this was definitely a mate and not me that was doing this :icon_bigg)

 

[lazzer]

I have a mate who did this in the toilets at Rock City while at a gig. He was also saying very loudly that "this was how my daddy showed me how to do it" at the same time :icon_lol:

(please note - this was definitely a mate and not me that was doing this :icon_bigg)

Ok i kind of believe you :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

Ok i kind of believe you :icon_lol:

he protests a little too much :icon_lol:

 

[Matt_B]

he protests a little too much :icon_lol:

You have yet to tell us whether you tinkle sitting down, or stood up with a PeeMate Cate?

 

[pork pie fox]

Ok i kind of believe you :icon_lol:

he protests a little too much :icon_lol:

Honest gov, it wasn't me :icon_lol: