Sitting down for a weewee

[Cate Fox]

Would you think me less gay if I admitted I shit standing up?

lol hello :icon_lol:

 

[tedfoxxx]

I lie down for a piss

 

[The Major]

I lie down for a piss

Are you awake at the time?

 

[tedfoxxx]

Are you awake at the time?

I go for a piss at 7o'clock every morning........... And then wake up at 8.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

What about if you're wearing grey trousers? Are you not afraid of splash-backs?

It's not very often that I wear grey trousers to work. Actually, I have never worn grey trousers to work.

 

[Hector]

Would you think me less gay if I admitted I shit standing up?

In Vietnam I found you have no choice. Ground level and no seat...the best you could do was crouch.

 

[Matt_B]

In Vietnam I found you have no choice. Ground level and no seat...the best you could do was crouch.

Pebble dashing must be a daily risk then

 

[DesertFox]

I don't know if it's still the case, but the draconian noise pollution laws in Switzerland meant it was illegal to piss standing up after 10pm, in case you woke up neighbours in adjoining appartments.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

I do it on my Birthday as a special treat!

And trying to drain the lizard at the same time as laying cable I find quite uncomfortable!

 

[RHYDAL]

Dirty bastards.

 

[lazzer]

Dirty bastards.

Freaks they are.

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Dirty bastards.

You keep heading back into this thread as if you want to say something, but fear embarrassment. :icon_wink

Come on, we're all friends.

 

[homer]

 

[The Major]

In Vietnam I found you have no choice. Ground level and no seat...the best you could do was crouch.

Crouching's for benders.

 

[Matt_B]

Crouching's for benders.

Exactly, real men sit down cross legged over the hole, balls swimming in filth.

 

[Willlow]

A better question is after "dropping the kids off at the pool" do you stand up to have a look at the damage and then wipe your arse or do you do the "gay" hovering above the toilet seat whilst wiping?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[tedfoxxx]

A better question is after "dropping the kids off at the pool" do you stand up to have a look at the damage and then wipe your arse or do you do the "gay" hovering above the toilet seat whilst wiping?

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[LCFCmonkey]

Surely it's human nature to inspect the goods before sending them away?

 

[Han]

Can't say i've ever wiped stadning up. You get a better clean while sitting i reckon.

 

[homer]

I like to sit whilst catching up with all the latest sports news and live baseball commentaries, as well as watching the latest video from Chas n Dave