Slum Dwellers

[Robin127]

but nothing beats Cool Ranch Doritos.

Cheetos do.

 

[londonfox]

Cheetos do.

I’ll agree to disagree on that one.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Sausages

 

[Jenks]

So, a man (or woman) has eaten Aldi Ready Salted crisps all of his (or her) life. This man is quite happy in his role in life without great expectations.

One day, someone introduces him to Pickled Onion Monster Munch and he loves them. But then, he is told a few years later, that there is a possibility of his returning to Aldi Ready Salted crisps and, indeed, this comes to pass.

NOW do you all understand the metaphor?

 

[SilverFox]

So, a man (or woman) has eaten Aldi Ready Salted crisps all of his (or her) life. This man is quite happy in his role in life without great expectations.

One day, someone introduces him to Pickled Onion Monster Munch and he loves them. But then, he is told a few years later, that there is a possibility of his returning to Aldi Ready Salted crisps and, indeed, this comes to pass.

NOW do you all understand the metaphor?

Is the man very angry with the owners of Aldi and the former store manager?

 

[Jenks]

Is the man very angry with the owners of Aldi and the former store manager?

No ****in idea. I think I got lost a while back.

 

[SilverFox]

Was everyone properly enamoured with the owners of Liddle who were experiencing the same crisp problem, even though the owners of Liddle were trying to secure borrowing against their local store to buy Asda?

 

[Jenks]

Sorry SilverFox just got that doh!!

 

[SilverFox]

So long as they have bread and the man can have a decent crisp sandwich he should probably give them time to sort out their supply issues (metaphor flogged to death now )

 

[Blaarev]

Was everyone properly enamoured with the owners of Liddle who were experiencing the same crisp problem, even though the owners of Liddle were trying to secure borrowing against their local store to buy Asda?

It’s Lidl.

 

[bocadillo]

Was everyone properly enamoured with the owners of Liddle who were experiencing the same crisp problem, even though the owners of Liddle were trying to secure borrowing against their local store to buy Asda?

Liddle was my maternal grandmother's maiden name.

 

[bocadillo]

It’s Lidl.

Lidl was not my maternal grandmother's maiden name.

 

[taupe]

Liddle was my maternal grandmother's maiden name.

Not a lot of people know that.

 

[bocadillo]

Not a lot of people know that.

Not a lot of people care.

 

[jb5000]

Lidl was not my maternal grandmother's maiden name.

We're not interested in your Gran's middle aisle, thanks

 

[SilverFox]

It’s Lidl.

Well done you’ve passed the test.

 

[Orifice]

Kwik-Save. Where are they now?

 

[Blaarev]

Well done you’ve passed the test.

How many marbles do I win?

 

[taupe]

Kwik-Save. Where are they now?

I remember Happy Eater with great fondness.

 

[camberwell fox]

Kwik-Save. Where are they now?

Well, if they’re not here any more how are they going to ****ing answer?