Something to ponder

[Macky]

I'd rather something fit and fishy than one of those munters you had in the away end at Stoke.

But, if you had to shag a mermaid which half of her would you want to be a fish, the top or the bottom half?

I'm undecided. If it's the bottom half, you get diddies and a human mouth. If it's the top half, you get the human toilet bits.
Tough one.

 

[MKFox]

it's got to be the jugs/mouth option for me.

 

[Macky]

it's got to be the jugs/mouth option for me.

Do fish have a vagina? Where is it positioned?

We'll have to ask Melton, he's the expert on, err... ****s

 

[MKFox]

some do i think. There are some that give birth to live young rather than release eggs for the bloke fish to spunk over.

Guppies and platties have snatches I believe

 

[Macky]

some do i think. There are some that give birth to live young rather than release eggs for the bloke fish to spunk over.

Guppies and platties have snatches I believe

Right. So the mermaid would ideally be crossed with a fish that releases eggs as opposed to one that releases live young, it's bound to be smaller & tighter.

 

[MKFox]

makes sense.

 

[RHYDAL]

But, if you had to shag a mermaid which half of her would you want to be a fish, the top or the bottom half?

I'm undecided. If it's the bottom half, you get diddies and a human mouth. If it's the top half, you get the human toilet bits.
Tough one.

Have you not seen Splash ffs?

 

[Macky]

Have you not seen Splash ffs?

wot?

 

[MKFox]

Have you not seen Splash ffs?

So if you take them out of the water they grow legs?
Where's the fun in that?....

 

[highland fox]

WTF are you lot going on about ? You're all as mad as March hares

 

[RHYDAL]

So if you take them out of the water they grow legs?
Where's the fun in that?....

They can nip to the fridge for beer and fun sized Mars bars between sessions. :icon_cool

 

[Chuck T Masala]

They can nip to the fridge for beer and fun sized Mars bars between sessions. :icon_cool

On the down side you miss out on a real fish supper!

 

[Melton Fox]

some do i think. There are some that give birth to live young rather than release eggs for the bloke fish to spunk over.

Guppies and platties have snatches I believe

Moving on one step further from that, certain species of female fish hold the eggs in their mouth, the male comes along and then jizzes straight in her gob.

 

[RHYDAL]

Moving on one step further from that, certain species of female fish hold the eggs in their mouth, the male comes along and then jizzes straight in her gob.

Sound like Angels to me.:icon_wink

 

[bocadillo]

1 sleeps

eeerrr....

 

[PFKAKTF FOX]

Moving on one step further from that, certain species of female fish hold the eggs in their mouth, the male comes along and then jizzes straight in her gob.

Fantastic :icon_lol:

 

[RHYDAL]

eeerrr....

Don't you understand the Queen's english? As in....one sleeps in one's bed and now one is awake?

 

[highland fox]

Moving on one step further from that, certain species of female fish hold the eggs in their mouth, the male comes along and then jizzes straight in her gob.

Is that your opening line at Parties ?

 

[Melton Fox]

Is that your opening line at Parties ?

No, I start off discussing osmotic gradients and the difference in osmoregulatory functions of freshwater fish compared to that of marine fish.

 

[highland fox]

No, I start off discussing osmotic gradients and the difference in osmoregulatory functions of freshwater fish compared to that of marine fish.

That will be where I am going wrong