Sousa and his excuses

[Mawsley]

Would these monkey-books be available on iTunes?

 

[Miles Away]

Actually spion, it's an infinite number of monkeys, an infinite number of typewriters and an infinite amount of time and they will produce the complete works of not just Shakespeare, but of every piece of literature ever written.

Are you related to Karl Pilkington by any chance?

An Idiot Abroad finally debuted yesterday stateside. He was in China. It was hysterical.

 

[Macky]

An Idiot Abroad finally debuted yesterday stateside. He was in China. It was hysterical.

I nearly smothered I was laughing so hard when they were trying to get him to eat the frog.

"It's not a great wall, it's an alright wall. The Alright Wall of China" :icon_lol:

 

[Macky]

Deleted scene from China

[YOUTUBE]7ZaHKgGuNOw[/YOUTUBE]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

 

[spionfox]

Of course, I was just pointing out how spion had got the statement so completely wrong, in such a loveable Pilkingtonesque way

Bollocks. YOUR urban myth may refer to infinite numbers, MINE puts it at a thousand.

 

[Macky]

Bollocks. YOUR urban myth may refer to infinite numbers, MINE puts it at a thousand.

...and you have a head like a ****ing orange :icon_wink:icon_cool

 

[spionfox]

...and you have a head like a ****ing orange :icon_wink:icon_cool

I know. I really ought to change my FaceBook profile pic :icon_redf

 

[Blue Maniac]

It doesn't need to be an infinite number of monkeys. Just one will be enough if he has an infinite amount of time.

Even with a decent food supply and exercise, he'll still probably die eventually.

 

[Durham Fox]

Deleted scene from China

[YOUTUBE]7ZaHKgGuNOw[/YOUTUBE]

:icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol::icon_lol:

Superb. Best show on TV for some time (oh no wait that's Not Going Out :icon_roll)

 

[homer]

Superb. Best show on TV for some time (oh no wait that's Not Going Out :icon_roll)

Don't forget Miranda, you ignorant nobber

 

[Jeff]

Even with a decent food supply and exercise, he'll still probably die eventually.

Not if Jebus turns him into a super monkey and makes sure the planet he's on lasts for an infinite amount of time.


It would be quicker to download them from Project Gutenberg. Unless you're with BT internet.

 

[pork pie fox]

Not if Jebus turns him into a super monkey and makes sure the planet he's on lasts for an infinite amount of time.


It would be quicker to download them from Project Gutenberg. Unless you're with BT internet.

or live on Railway Hill in Canterbury...

 

[Macky]

Not if Jebus turns him into a super monkey and makes sure the planet he's on lasts for an infinite amount of time.

Jebus is a super-monkey

 

[Jeff]

Jebus is a super-monkey

Looks more like an ape.

 

[bocadillo]

or live on Railway Hill in Canterbury...

Railway Hill, Canterbury?

The only Railway Hill that I know that's anywhere near Canterbury is Railway Hill, Barham - and that's about 7 or 8 miles from Canterbury.

Have I missed something here? I don't understand the reference.

 

[pork pie fox]

Railway Hill, Canterbury?

The only Railway Hill that I know that's anywhere near Canterbury is Railway Hill, Barham - and that's about 7 or 8 miles from Canterbury.

Have I missed something here? I don't understand the reference.

http://www.google.com/hostednews/uk...XAC1dx0KFHFlPykhw?docId=N0310271295783047984A

 

[spionfox]

http://www.google.com/hostednews/uk...XAC1dx0KFHFlPykhw?docId=N0310271295783047984A

I can see the headlines now:
"Boc doesn't know everything shock"
:icon_wink

 

[Jeff]

I can see the headlines now:
"Boc doesn't know everything shock"
:icon_wink

But it is the one Boc's talking about.

 

[Macky]

Looks more like an ape.

Yeah, but they do have a common ancestor

 

[Jeff]

Yeah, but they do have a common ancestor

Peter Reid?