Sousa and his excuses

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Probably a load of bollocks anyway.

Stats produced by companies trying to promote their services are often misleading.

This "story" is based on the speed people get when running an online speed test.

How many people who live on that road will have used that speed test site?
It's not going to be many, so the so the average speed they say they're getting on that street could just be due to the small sample size. Someone with dodgy internal wiring, or running the speed test at the same time as downloading dwarf porn could skew the figures.
 

I can see the headlines now:
"Boc doesn't know everything shock"
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I know more than the ****ing Daily Mail whose story on the subject I've just found - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1349775/Canterbury-street-holds-record-slowest-broadband-speed.html

1. Railway Hill is not a street in Canterbury.

2. Canterbury is not on a coastal city.

I can't say I'm surprised that they have slow broadband there. The Crematorium is just around the corner and it's obviously sucking the life out of it.

Lazy journalism. They didn't even bother to send a photographer round - or if they did, he/she turned up at exactly the same time as the Google StreetView camera - http://maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&source=s_q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Railway+Hill,+Barham,+Canterbury,+UK&aq=0&sll=53.800651,-4.064941&sspn=13.52256,43.286133&ie=UTF8&hq=&hnear=Railway+Hill,+Barham,+Canterbury,+United+Kingdom&ll=51.202017,1.153393&spn=0.006991,0.021136&t=h&z=16&layer=c&cbll=51.201999,1.153399&panoid=PVYNHYuzdVZxsZ8Am_CKlw&cbp=12,132.87,,0,-2.77

Spooky place, Barham - I've heard it said that many of the residents have got an extra thumb. I steer clear of the place. I wouldn't be bothered if I don't go there again before I'm in my box.

If they want decent broadband they can move to Sandwich, where it's just been announced that we're going to have a 40 mb/s service - but hopefully not too many of those with the extra thumb.
 
But, pork pie - sincere thanks for highlighting this story. I'd not seen it in the local news and you can be sure that I will make the most of my new-found knowledge. not least in a bit of piss-taking with the three-thumbed ones.
 
But, pork pie - sincere thanks for highlighting this story. I'd not seen it in the local news and you can be sure that I will make the most of my new-found knowledge. not least in a bit of piss-taking with the three-thumbed ones.

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Wasn't that how "Angels & Demons" was written?

I know people are not supposed to say so but I enjoyed "Angels and Demons" even more than "The Da Vinci Code". Not only do I regard it as a really good read I recommend it for anyone going to visit Rome for the first time.

It is fashionable to point out the errors in Dan Brown of which there are a number and ignore the important truths he points out of which most people are unaware.
Above all Dan Brown gets people to look seriously at architecture which too few visitors do.

I do not recommend the film which was careful to leave out those parts of the book which were most likely to offend the Church.
 
I know people are not supposed to say so but I enjoyed "Angels and Demons" even more than "The Da Vinci Code". Not only do I regard it as a really good read I recommend it for anyone going to visit Rome for the first time.

I am going to Whitby next week, is it a good idea to read Bram Stokers Dracula first?
 
I know people are not supposed to say so but I enjoyed "Angels and Demons" even more than "The Da Vinci Code". Not only do I regard it as a really good read I recommend it for anyone going to visit Rome for the first time.

It is fashionable to point out the errors in Dan Brown of which there are a number and ignore the important truths he points out of which most people are unaware.
Above all Dan Brown gets people to look seriously at architecture which too few visitors do.

I do not recommend the film which was careful to leave out those parts of the book which were most likely to offend the Church.

I refused to even try to read it, I'd sooner walk through downtown Jerusalem wearing a suicide vest. I did read the Da Vinci Code and it was the worst book I have ever read in my life. Considering I'm one of the few people that has actually read the Bible, that is quite an achievement.
I've seen essays written by eight year olds titled 'What I did on my holidays' that had more of an idea of narrative than Dan Brown.
 
I refused to even try to read it, I'd sooner walk through downtown Jerusalem wearing a suicide vest. I did read the Da Vinci Code and it was the worst book I have ever read in my life. Considering I'm one of the few people that has actually read the Bible, that is quite an achievement.
I've seen essays written by eight year olds titled 'What I did on my holidays' that had more of an idea of narrative than Dan Brown.


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Actually, that's a slight lie. I completed the Bible, but I was unable to finish the DaVinci Code. Unreadable bollocks.
 
Gwilliam, I must say I'm surprised. I had you more down as a Tolstoy fan.
 
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I refused to even try to read it, I'd sooner walk through downtown Jerusalem wearing a suicide vest. I did read the Da Vinci Code and it was the worst book I have ever read in my life. Considering I'm one of the few people that has actually read the Bible, that is quite an achievement.
I've seen essays written by eight year olds titled 'What I did on my holidays' that had more of an idea of narrative than Dan Brown.

To those wanting a post on Sousa I apologise for the digression.

On the style of writing I am reminded of Dennis Wheatley (a popular writer in the 1950s and 1960s) who said "Critics complain about inelegant sentences and cardboard characters but I can tell a story by God I can tell a story."
I did find with Dan Brown that I wanted to find out what happened next.

The Da Vinci Code got some important things right.
Opus Dei exists and is a militant Catholic organisation that has had a real and to my mind sinister influence in its native Spain and arguably elsewhere.
The Sacred Feminine is a recurrent and important theme in ancient religions and to a lesser extent in Christianity. I am told that this is not true in Judaism.
There were a number of gospels around in the 4th century and not just four as many people believe.
There clearly was an attempt at some point to smear Mary Magdalene as a prostitute. We do not know why.
The Emperor Constantine was arguably as important as St Paul in the development of Christianity.

There is of course a lot of nonsense in the book as well particularly on the Last Supper and Priory of Sion.

However, when I read the book it made me want to visit St Sulpice in Paris which is a church I do not know. On visiting the Temple Church in London recently it had far more visitors than I remember years ago, I believe the Louvre has also had more visitors.

There are people looking at architecture through Dan Brown who have never picked up a serious architecture book. He deserves credit for this.
 
I am going to Whitby next week, is it a good idea to read Bram Stokers Dracula first?

Why not? It is a good story.

There is however a major difference. Angels and Demons is set in modern day Rome and takes the reader round a number of locations. Reading it will hopefully cause people to look more carefully at St Peters Square, Piazza Navona and The Pantheon.

Until Angels and Demons most people did not bother to visit the church of Santa Maria del Popolo. Many people who read the book now want to see the church. This is surely a good thing.
 
To those wanting a post on Sousa I apologise for the digression.

Forget Sousa, he's history :icon_wink

am reminded of Dennis Wheatley (a popular writer in the 1950s and 1960s) who said "Critics complain about inelegant sentences and cardboard characters but I can tell a story by God I can tell a story."

The difference being though that Dennis Wheatley was a talented writer who certainly could tell a story, no matter how unbelievable his subject was.

I did find with Dan Brown that I wanted to find out what happened next.

I found that I knew precisely what was going to happen next.

The Da Vinci Code got some important things right.
Opus Dei exists and is a militant Catholic organisation that has had a real and to my mind sinister influence in its native Spain and arguably elsewhere.
The Sacred Feminine is a recurrent and important theme in ancient religions and to a lesser extent in Christianity. I am told that this is not true in Judaism.
There were a number of gospels around in the 4th century and not just four as many people believe.
There clearly was an attempt at some point to smear Mary Magdalene as a prostitute. We do not know why.
The Emperor Constantine was arguably as important as St Paul in the development of Christianity.

There is of course a lot of nonsense in the book as well particularly on the Last Supper and Priory of Sion.

To be fair though, none of this is what I criticise him for. It was just appallingly written, in my opinion.

Also, he wasn't original by any stretch of the imagination, and most of the points you've listed aren't in any way controversial. He basically took Laurence Gardner's 'Bloodline of the Holy Grail', a very dubious pseudo-history book, and tried to crowbar it into a crass narrative that just failed by any measure, for me.

However, when I read the book it made me want to visit St Sulpice in Paris which is a church I do not know. On visiting the Temple Church in London recently it had far more visitors than I remember years ago, I believe the Louvre has also had more visitors.

There are people looking at architecture through Dan Brown who have never picked up a serious architecture book. He deserves credit for this.

Hmmmm, I know where you're coming from, but most of the people visiting the Templar church, the Louvre and Rosslyn chapel etc are imbeciles that think that The Da Vinci Code is a true story and they aren't visiting these places to appreciate the architecture or the history, they're just sheep following embarrassing, prearranged Da Vinci Code tours because Oprah Winfrey told them to.
 
Until Angels and Demons most people did not bother to visit the church of Santa Maria del Popolo. Many people who read the book now want to see the church. This is surely a good thing.

You're evidently a lot kinder and are more generous than I could ever hope to be. '****tards' is the first thought that comes to my mind. :icon_lol:
 
He basically took Laurence Gardner's 'Bloodline of the Holy Grail', a very dubious pseudo-history book, and tried to crowbar it into a crass narrative that just failed by any measure, for me.

I should point out this is a different book to 'The Holy Blood and the Holy Grail' which led to the sham plagiarism suit which was nothing but a publicity stunt, having the same publisher as the Da Vinci Code.
 
On the style of writing I am reminded of Dennis Wheatley (a popular writer in the 1950s and 1960s) who said "Critics complain about inelegant sentences and cardboard characters but I can tell a story by God I can tell a story."

Bit ironic for a black magic and occult writer to mention God in that way!
 
I did read the Da Vinci Code and it was the worst book I have ever read in my life.

I've seen essays written by eight year olds titled 'What I did on my holidays' that had more of an idea of narrative than Dan Brown.


Completely agree. Thought I was the only person who found his writing style to be complete dross. It made the Sun newspaper seem like a great work of literature in comparison.
 
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