Speculation - linked directly to accumulation

[sparky79]

In well known old saying.

 

[fosseboy83]

In well known old saying.

Che fuma lei?

 

[Macky]

What's going on?

 

[Blue Maniac]

What's going on?

****s me, Macaroni.

 

[beaumontfox]

This place confuses me more and more.....I think I need a lie down with a glass of vodka!

 

[Mawsley]

Before starting the speculum exam, the doctor will warm the speculum to avoid any discomfort you may feel from a cold speculum. The doctor will then insert one finger into the vagina to locate the cervix and to determine the angle of the vagina. This is done so she will know the correct angle to insert the speculum. A speculum is a metal or plastic instrument that looks somewhat like a duck’s bill. The “bills” are inserted into the vagina and opened in order to spread the vaginal walls and visualize the cervix. After the speculum has been opened, a cervical brush and then a spatula will be used to rub a sample of cells off the cervix. This may cause you to experience some spotting after the exam, but it will not hurt. The sample of cells is spread onto a slide and this is the Pap smear. Any samples for testing for infections will be collected. Some doctors screen for sexually transmitted diseases routinely. However, most tests will only be done if there is a reason. The speculum is then closed and removed from your vagina. There will be some clicking noises during the locking and unlocking of the speculum; these noises are routine, so there is no need to be concerned by them.

There's a NSFW medical video to illustrate its' use, although the thought of a uck’s bill and a “billsâ scares me so I've not watched it.

Thank God I'm not a woman.

 

[Cate Fox]

There's a NSFW medical video to illustrate its' use, although the thought of a uck’s bill and a “billsâ scares me so I've not watched it.

Thank God I'm not a woman.

you are very lucky :icon_conf

 

[The Major]

you are very lucky :icon_conf

Penis envy:icon_roll

 

[spionfox]

There's a NSFW medical video to illustrate its' use, although the thought of a uck’s bill and a “billsâ scares me so I've not watched it.

Thank God I'm not a woman.

Crikey, that's almost as good as YouPorn :icon_wink

 

[Mawsley]

Crikey, that's almost as good as YouPorn :icon_wink

Become a doctor, get paid a mint, work part-time and there's all the vag you can ram a fist up.

Not my words - the British Medical Council's.

 

[Blaby blue blood]

Become a doctor, get paid a mint, work part-time and there's all the vag you can ram a fist up.

Not my words - the British Medical Council's.

 

[Steven]

Become a doctor, get paid a mint, work part-time and there's all the vag you can ram a fist up.

Not my words - the British Medical Council's.

In that exact phraseology? :icon_bigg

 

[Mawsley]

In that exact phraseology? :icon_bigg

More or less.

They promise a pick of the nurses too.

 

[Blue Maniac]

More or less.

They promise a pick of the nurses too.

No.

No no no no no no no no no.

No.

 

[Leesoh]

No.

No no no no no no no no no.

No.

There's no limits?

 

[Steven]

More or less.

They promise a pick of the nurses too.

I think she could come and attend to me when I am old and dribbling. :icon_wink

 

[Blue Maniac]

I think she could come and attend to me when I am old and dribbling. :icon_wink

She's busy this afternoon. I'll ask if she can fit you in tomorrow

 

[bocadillo]

She's busy this afternoon.

Only for 63 of your English minutes.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Only for 63 of your English minutes.

:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Cate Fox]

I think she could come and attend to me when I am old and dribbling. :icon_wink

I dont think she has that much time on her hands...