Squirrels

[Joe_Fox]

Was sick of seeing "Lions".

 

[fcukcov]

Squirrels and parrots will take over the world one day. Mark my words.

 

[Steven]

Worst thread ever. :icon_eek:

 

[MKFox]

I agree Steven, it'll be magpies that take over the world...bastards...

 

[Durham Fox]

I am disappointed to see all of you languishing in the egg chasing forum. Truely awful

 

[MKFox]

I am disappointed to see all of you languishing in the egg chasing forum. Truely awful

What do you expect? 2 weeks tomorrow and this section will be history!

 

[Durham Fox]

What do you expect? 2 weeks tomorrow and this section will be history!

Why?.

 

[MKFox]

Why?
because we start our campaign for promotion, or should I say our campaign to keep our Div 1 status..

peasant...

 

[Durham Fox]

You will all still be a bunch of egg chasing loving scrots then.

 

[Joe_Fox]

Why?
because we start our campaign for promotion, or should I say our campaign to keep our Div 1 status..

peasant...

But aren't we in the Championship?

 

[Scodger Cubs]

But aren't we in the Championship?

It's their memories going, Joe! :icon_lol:

 

[Joe_Fox]

It's their memories going, Joe! :icon_lol:

Ah yes, keep forgetting the age gap.

 

[fcukcov]

Its the begining of the Armageddon.

By JOHN COLES

SEX-MAD squirrels are destroying trees in an ancient forest — to try to impress their girlfriends.

The nutty boys tear off strips of bark with their large front teeth as a mating ritual.

Now the grey squirrel population has boomed to 20,000 in the Forest of Dean, Gloucs — meaning trees are in danger of being gnawed to death.

Forestry Commission surveyor Rob Guest said: “We are just getting to the damage season, and we have heavy numbers of squirrels this year.”

Normally, over half of an area’s squirrels population die each year.

But a fruitful autumn last year, followed by a mild winter, means many were well-fed and survived to sow their wild acorns.

Now there are more than ever of the randy creatures which chase females through the treetops and mate noisily.

The forest, once a Royal hunting ground, has oak, beech, chestnut, pine, fir and spruce trees, making it particularly attractive as a squirrel love-nest.

Some males strip bark right round trunks, leaving trees to wither and die.

Others gnaw one side, making a tree weak so it snaps or is attacked by fungus.





Charles Dutton, of the European Squirrel Institute, said: “Squirrels get a sugary substance from the sap, but it’s also a process of domination between adult males for territory and females.”

Forestry chiefs say they do not have the resources to cull squirrels.

Mr Guest said: “We will be calculating the damage over the next month.”

source http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005340252,,00.html

 

[MKFox]

But aren't we in the Championship?

No. We're in division two, in old money.

 

[Joe_Fox]

No. We're in division two, in old money.

How much did we sell Heskey for then?

£11M = 11,000,000 x 240d

MK, are you saying that Heskey cost 2640000000d?

That a hell of a lot of d's

 

[drummindefender]

Its the begining of the Armageddon.





source http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005340252,,00.html

i bet you love there bushy tails you sick bastard

 

[fcukcov]

I prefer their nuts!!:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Scodger Cubs]

How much did we sell Heskey for then?

£11M = 11,000,000 x 240d

MK, are you saying that Heskey cost 2640000000d?

That a hell of a lot of d's

especially if they're double d's!:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[fcukcov]

How much did we sell Heskey for then?

£11M = 11,000,000 x 240d

MK, are you saying that Heskey cost 2640000000d?

That a hell of a lot of d's

prob would have been a better deal in e's

 

[fcukcov]

More evidence.


Maybe I should stop with the squirrel porn now. its going to far.:icon_roll