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As long as the squirrels eat the fecking magpies, I'll be happy.
 
lako42 said:
im sure you right about the squirrels but im not sure whether there is a group of saviour squirrels fightiong for us. i was getting mugged when this little fella stepped in








hes on their side. hes just there to trick you into a false sense of security.
 
A squirrel
 
Squirrels on crack

Oct 7 2005

South London Press


NATURE lovers fear that squirrels could become hooked on crack cocaine plundered from addicts' hidden stashes.

The furry animals are thought to be behind a new drugs turf war in Brixton - stealing rocks of crack hidden in front gardens.

Tough police action to rid the town centre of dealers and addicts has seen crackheads abandon their usual drug stash hideouts.

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But the blitz has displaced some dealing into nearby residential streets.

Drug addicts are known to be hiding small stashes of crack rocks in people's front lawns late at night.

Squirrels have been spotted in the same front gardens, seemingly hunting out the buried narcotics.

The discovery has led some residents to speculate that the squirrels are already in the grips of addiction. One resident, who asked for his name to be withheld, told the South London Press.

"I was chatting with my neighbour who told me that crack users and dealers sometimes use my front garden to hide bits of their stash.

"An hour earlier I'd seen a squirrel wandering round the garden, digging in the flowerbeds.

"It looked like it knew what it was looking for.

"It was ill-looking and its eyes looked bloodshot but it kept on desperately digging.

"It was almost as if it was trying to find hidden crack rocks."

Crack squirrels are a recognised phenomena in the US.

They are known to live in parks frequented by addicts in New York and Washington DC.

The squirrels have attacked park visitors in their frenzied search for their next fix.

An RSPCA spokesman said he was unaware of the squirrels taking crack in Brixton.
 
just to get id of that annoying bloody title off the main page and to say that the squirrel thread has been neglecte dof late.

The little chaps will be going sleep and we shall not see them again till next year. May I be the first and probably the last to wish them good luck throughout the winter, its gonna be a cold one for them.
 
fcukcov said:
just to get id of that annoying bloody title off the main page and to say that the squirrel thread has been neglecte dof late.

The little chaps will be going sleep and we shall not see them again till next year. May I be the first and probably the last to wish them good luck throughout the winter, its gonna be a cold one for them.

Nuts, its not that time already is it
 
Fraid it is my young yorkshire based friend.tis the season for squirreling away your nuts.
 
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The lesser spotted Black squirrel.

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Hasnt been enough squirrels round here lately IMHO.
 
OldGit said:
so is......



Osama Bin Squirrel:098:

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this is just the start og the squirrels will have their day, read the early part of this thread, if you can be arsed, and dont say i didnt warn you.
 
I did (well some of it).

The little sods have already done hundreds of quids worth of damage in our loft.....:icon_evil
 
OldGit said:
I did (well some of it).

The little sods have already done hundreds of quids worth of damage in our loft.....:icon_evil
so your loft is the training camp then.
 
The squirrel government have been searching for years. OldGit could be in serious trouble for harbouring this elite crack unit
 
Melton Fox said:
The squirrel government have been searching for years. OldGit could be in serious trouble for harbouring this elite crack unit
Maybe someone shoudl tell the usa, Bin laden maybe in og's attic to?:102:
 
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