Squirrels

[DesertFox]

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Me very own photo, which was, bizarrely, published in a Czech digital photography magazine.... doesn't get much more obscure than that!

 

[MKFox]

 

[consty]

I am sad to read of the phenomenon of squirrels on crack. Soon they will be mugging old ladies to feed their habit, whilst the females will be selling their bodies to whatever viles perves will have them. But the saddest thing of all is that the squirrels' lack of thumbs make it incredibly hard for them to hold a crack pipe.

 

[RHYDAL]

I am sad to read of the phenomenon of squirrels on crack. Soon they will be mugging old ladies to feed their habit, whilst the females will be selling their bodies to whatever viles perves will have them. But the saddest thing of all is that the squirrels' lack of thumbs make it incredibly hard for them to hold a crack pipe.

Looks like their going after the children first.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFI61jEhJGc

 

[MKFox]

 

[Darth Vodka]

i ate a squirrel the other day

had a health warning on it...

 

[fcukcov]

i ate a squirrel the other day

had a health warning on it...

“may contain nuts”

 

[Lako42]

Has anyone been keeping tabs on the squirrel activities over the weeks this thread has been missing?


I have noticed a distinct lack of activity on their behalf, i think something is afoot.

 

[fcukcov]

Has anyone been keeping tabs on the squirrel activities over the weeks this thread has been missing?


I have noticed a distinct lack of activity on their behalf, i think something is afoot.

I saw one looking shifty in the graveyard near my work the other day. Some builders are constructing a new wall and I swear the squirrel was eyeing up a pickaxe.

 

[Darth Vodka]

i think something is afoot.

12 inches?

 

[Macky]

The scientific name for squirrel shit is 'snickers'.

 

[pds]

I think they're stalking me.

For the last two days walking back to work up New Walk I have been followed for several hundred yards by shifty looking squirrels.

 

[spionfox]

I think they're stalking me.

For the last two days walking back to work up New Walk I have been followed for several hundred yards by shifty looking squirrels.

If they are grey squirrels I think you're allowed to kill them as vermin but the red ones are protected. Or is it the other way round? Or am I thinking of pigeons?

 

[pds]

If they are grey squirrels I think you're allowed to kill them as vermin but the red ones are protected. Or is it the other way round? Or am I thinking of pigeons?

:icon_lol:

Bit extreme but if this stalking persists I may take action.

 

[MKFox]

If they are grey squirrels I think you're allowed to kill them as vermin but the red ones are protected. Or is it the other way round? Or am I thinking of pigeons?

Them red pigeons are a right menace....

 

[Lako42]

Them red pigeons are a right menace....

Agreed, i cant leave the house without being pestered.

 

[Steven]

I think they're stalking me.

For the last two days walking back to work up New Walk I have been followed for several hundred yards by shifty looking squirrels.

Looking to mug you for your nuts no doubt. :icon_conf

 

[OldGit]

The scientific name for squirrel shit is 'snickers'.

No, that's topic - a hazelnut in every bite

 

[Macky]

No, that's topic - a hazelnut in every bite

Or maybe even a 'filbert' in every bite

 

[LCFC 4 life]

The scientific name for squirrel shit is 'snickers'.

I told my little brother that nestle cereal was rabbit crap and my logic was "why do you think there is a rabbit on the box"