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Dour

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Take it to the RSPCA at Leics and give a donation at the same time to help towards the bills.

Make sure you pay by cheque, though. Otherwise they'll pocket the cash, stamp on its head and chuck the remains in a wheelie bin.
 

H T B

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Make sure you pay by cheque, though. Otherwise they'll pocket the cash, stamp on its head and chuck the remains in a wheelie bin.

One of the most cynical responses I've read in a while, but funny:icon_lol:

Do you work for the RSPCA, or were you rejected by them as a puppy?:102:
 

Boy Genius

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look up irony....:icon_roll



Irony (from the Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία eirōneía, meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what one says or does and what one means or what is generally understood. Irony is a mode of expression that calls attention to the character's knowledge and that of the audience. A secret meat eating vegetarian from the Buckinghamshire town of Milton Keynes who drowns live cats for amusement. Usually dressed in flamboyant. outrageous womens clothing with badly applied make up on face. After the killings goes looking for men willing to pay small amounts of money for sick sexual favours.
 

camberwell fox

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It's howling outside my front door at the moment as I'm refusing to let it stay in overnight, in the hope that it might go back to its proper home.

If it continues to make such a noise I might be tempted by your suggestion.










(Or I might just give in and open the door)

How's ya pussy this morning?
 

MKFox

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Irony A secret meat eating vegetarian from the Buckinghamshire town of Milton Keynes who drowns live cats for amusement. Usually dressed in flamboyant. outrageous womens clothing with badly applied make up on face. After the killings goes looking for men willing to pay small amounts of money for sick sexual favours.
relentless....
:icon_bigg
 
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Steven

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Irony (from the Ancient Greek εἰρωνεία eirōneía, meaning hypocrisy, deception, or feigned ignorance) is a literary or rhetorical device, in which there is an incongruity or discordance between what one says or does and what one means or what is generally understood. Irony is a mode of expression that calls attention to the character's knowledge and that of the audience. A secret meat eating vegetarian from the Buckinghamshire town of Milton Keynes who drowns live cats for amusement. Usually dressed in flamboyant. outrageous womens clothing with badly applied make up on face. After the killings goes looking for men willing to pay small amounts of money for sick sexual favours.

I knew it, I just bloody knew it. :icon_bigg
 
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