Melton Fox
Dancing Queen
Why don't you play
Talking Balls 5-A-Side F.C.
- Thread starter Hazzman
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drummindefender
Active Member
right then whos in for the first match proper next week?
Here sir!
Here sir!
Boy Genius
Banned
Why don't you play
well I suppose I have one good leg, and from what I have read thats all I will need.
My ban must be finished by now anyway with the Cumbrian FA....
fcukcov
Active Member
That’s fair enough, I would like to keep it a tb thing if possible.
Boy Genius
Banned
drummindefender
Active Member
i've found a list of the rules........
PLAYING RULES
2.1
For 5 a side leagues each team may field four outfield players and a goalkeeper on the pitch at any one time. (for 6 a side add one player, for 7 a side add two players)
2.2
Substitutions are unlimited during the game, can only be made when the ball is dead and only with the Referees consent. Outgoing substitutes must leave the field of play before the replacement enters the playing area. The oncoming players are active immediately and can receive the ball. Substitutes must stand outside the pitch perimeter and spectators must not enter the field of play under any circumstances.
2.3
Teams may not change their goalkeeper more than once during the course of the game. A change of goalkeeper must be authorized by the referee.
2.4
NO screw in studded footwear or blades are permitted to be worn by any player. Only training shoes, moulded soles and astro boots may be worn. All Players must wear shin pads. The wearing of any form of jewellery is not permitted during play.
2.5
The match will consist of two equal halves. The length of half will be determined by each branch.
2.6
Each half will begin with one team taking a centre. After a goal has been scored the game will be re-started in a similar manner.
2.7
Only the defending goalkeeper is allowed to play the ball inside the goal area and only he may handle the ball in this area.
2.8
An outfield player gaining or seeking to gain an advantage by entering his own goal area will have a penalty kick awarded against his team.
2.9
An outfield player entering his opponent’s penalty area will be penalized. The game will be re-started from the goalkeeper.
2.10
A goalkeeper gaining or seeking to gain an advantage by leaving his area or by playing the ball when it is outside the area will have a penalty awarded against his team.
2.11
The goalkeeper must return the ball into play by rolling it out of his area with an under-arm bowling action. If the ball is returned any other way a free-kick will be given to the opposition two meters outside the area. A teammate receiving the ball from the ‘keeper may not return the ball directly to him - the ball must first be touched by another teammate or an opponent. A free kick will be awarded against the offending team from the place where the defending player returned the ball unless it is deemed by the Referee that a player returning the ball to the Goal-Keeper is gaining an advantage then a penalty will be awarded.
2.12
The ball must not be played above kick board height. An indirect free kick will be awarded against the last player to touch the ball before it goes above kick board height, regardless of intent.
2.13
The ball must never be played with the head even if it is below board height. A free kick will be awarded for infringement.
2.14
If the ball goes out of play off the goalkeeper, the game will be restarted by indirect free kick by the same goalkeeper.
2.15
A goal may be scored from any point within the field of play. The only exception is that goalkeepers may not score against their opponents. Goal keepers are not permitted to take penalties (except penalty shoot-outs).
2.16
No slide tackles are allowed. Infringement of this rule will lead to a free kick being awarded against the offending players team.
2.17
Professional fouls will be penalized with a penalty and the guilty player may face disciplinary action.
2.18
All free kicks will be direct with the exception of over board height which is deemed in-direct.
2.19
Opposition players must be at least two meters from where any free-kick is taken. If opposing players do not retreat the required two meters the kick may be moved forward one meter. If a free kick is awarded on or near the goal area it can be moved up to two meters backwards to allow defenders to be two meters from the ball.
2.20
The Goal keeper must be on the goal line when a penalty is being taken. Players may only take one step whilst taking a penalty.
2.21
Shin Pads must be worn by all players during the game. Referees may refuse to allow players to play without shin pads.
2.22
The League rules are not exhaustive and may be added to or amended at any time.
2.23
The Referees decision on all on-field matters is final and no discussions will be entered into either on or off the field with him about any decision. The Referees jurisdiction on disciplinary matters will apply until players have entered the changing rooms. Players repeatedly disputing decisions may have further disciplinary action taken against them.
2.24
Teams with a valid complaint against a match official must be put in writing within 48 hours of the match taking place. The complaint should be addressed to Goals General Manager who will forward it on the appropriate County Football Association. The County FA will take the appropriate action necessary.
PLAYING RULES
2.1
For 5 a side leagues each team may field four outfield players and a goalkeeper on the pitch at any one time. (for 6 a side add one player, for 7 a side add two players)
2.2
Substitutions are unlimited during the game, can only be made when the ball is dead and only with the Referees consent. Outgoing substitutes must leave the field of play before the replacement enters the playing area. The oncoming players are active immediately and can receive the ball. Substitutes must stand outside the pitch perimeter and spectators must not enter the field of play under any circumstances.
2.3
Teams may not change their goalkeeper more than once during the course of the game. A change of goalkeeper must be authorized by the referee.
2.4
NO screw in studded footwear or blades are permitted to be worn by any player. Only training shoes, moulded soles and astro boots may be worn. All Players must wear shin pads. The wearing of any form of jewellery is not permitted during play.
2.5
The match will consist of two equal halves. The length of half will be determined by each branch.
2.6
Each half will begin with one team taking a centre. After a goal has been scored the game will be re-started in a similar manner.
2.7
Only the defending goalkeeper is allowed to play the ball inside the goal area and only he may handle the ball in this area.
2.8
An outfield player gaining or seeking to gain an advantage by entering his own goal area will have a penalty kick awarded against his team.
2.9
An outfield player entering his opponent’s penalty area will be penalized. The game will be re-started from the goalkeeper.
2.10
A goalkeeper gaining or seeking to gain an advantage by leaving his area or by playing the ball when it is outside the area will have a penalty awarded against his team.
2.11
The goalkeeper must return the ball into play by rolling it out of his area with an under-arm bowling action. If the ball is returned any other way a free-kick will be given to the opposition two meters outside the area. A teammate receiving the ball from the ‘keeper may not return the ball directly to him - the ball must first be touched by another teammate or an opponent. A free kick will be awarded against the offending team from the place where the defending player returned the ball unless it is deemed by the Referee that a player returning the ball to the Goal-Keeper is gaining an advantage then a penalty will be awarded.
2.12
The ball must not be played above kick board height. An indirect free kick will be awarded against the last player to touch the ball before it goes above kick board height, regardless of intent.
2.13
The ball must never be played with the head even if it is below board height. A free kick will be awarded for infringement.
2.14
If the ball goes out of play off the goalkeeper, the game will be restarted by indirect free kick by the same goalkeeper.
2.15
A goal may be scored from any point within the field of play. The only exception is that goalkeepers may not score against their opponents. Goal keepers are not permitted to take penalties (except penalty shoot-outs).
2.16
No slide tackles are allowed. Infringement of this rule will lead to a free kick being awarded against the offending players team.
2.17
Professional fouls will be penalized with a penalty and the guilty player may face disciplinary action.
2.18
All free kicks will be direct with the exception of over board height which is deemed in-direct.
2.19
Opposition players must be at least two meters from where any free-kick is taken. If opposing players do not retreat the required two meters the kick may be moved forward one meter. If a free kick is awarded on or near the goal area it can be moved up to two meters backwards to allow defenders to be two meters from the ball.
2.20
The Goal keeper must be on the goal line when a penalty is being taken. Players may only take one step whilst taking a penalty.
2.21
Shin Pads must be worn by all players during the game. Referees may refuse to allow players to play without shin pads.
2.22
The League rules are not exhaustive and may be added to or amended at any time.
2.23
The Referees decision on all on-field matters is final and no discussions will be entered into either on or off the field with him about any decision. The Referees jurisdiction on disciplinary matters will apply until players have entered the changing rooms. Players repeatedly disputing decisions may have further disciplinary action taken against them.
2.24
Teams with a valid complaint against a match official must be put in writing within 48 hours of the match taking place. The complaint should be addressed to Goals General Manager who will forward it on the appropriate County Football Association. The County FA will take the appropriate action necessary.
I seem to remember us having a free-kick yesterday and their player stood right behind the ball.
Hazzman
New Member
Depends though how the ref inprets (sp?) the rules. The guy yesterday let a lot stuff go but then was harsh with when Melton got the ball but slipped over saying he couldnt play the ball on the floor.
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drummindefender
Active Member
i thought the same thing
Spanky Fox
New Member
boys, you did well, lets make sure next week its a little bit better, try get three goals, i'll be back in leicester soon, so we might get even get a win,
how hope there were no injuries, and it was a fair game, the warriors of TB did well, well done Hazz for creating the TB 5 a side and espically that it all sorted out, goodluck for the rest of the league
how hope there were no injuries, and it was a fair game, the warriors of TB did well, well done Hazz for creating the TB 5 a side and espically that it all sorted out, goodluck for the rest of the league
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
He could do the sportsmans dinners thoughI take it this means the sportsmans career is over before it started?
stevewalshwasgod
New Member
Things can only get better...
Hazzman
New Member
I take it this means the sportsmans career is over before it started?
If you didn't play in the Hinckley League, I'd be more than happy to play for you.
Hazzman
New Member
I don't think he was really fecked bothered. He had all the hallmarks of a London Cabbie. Liked the sound his own voice
drummindefender
Active Member
when do we find out what league were in and time were playing next week hazz?
Han
Active Member
the website is usually updated by the weekend, it's not been done yet.
drummindefender
Active Member
looks like were going to be in your league then han!
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| P | Pld | Pts | |
| 1 | Manchester C | 6 | 14 |
| 2 | Liverpool | 5 | 12 |
| 3 | Brighton | 6 | 12 |
| 4 | Arsenal | 6 | 12 |
| 5 | Aston Villa | 5 | 12 |
| 6 | Newcastle | 6 | 11 |
| 7 | Chelsea | 6 | 10 |
| 8 | Nottm F | 6 | 10 |
| 9 | Fulham | 6 | 9 |
| 10 | Brentford | 6 | 9 |
| 11 | Tottenham | 5 | 7 |
| 12 | Manchester U | 5 | 7 |
| 13 | Palace | 6 | 6 |
| 14 | Bournemouth | 5 | 5 |
| 15 | Leicester | 6 | 4 |
| 16 | West Ham | 6 | 4 |
| 17 | Ipswich | 5 | 3 |
| 18 | Southampton | 5 | 1 |
| 19 | Wolves | 5 | 1 |
| 20 | Everton | 6 | 1 |
