Talking Balls Awards Nonsense 2012

[Blue Maniac]

Sometimes, though not very often, a Talking Balls poster will post something that elicits a titter from someone else. The Comedian of the Year award recognises this valuable service.

Single votes: Blaarev, Blue Maniac, homer, lazzer, The Major, cafe and Fryatt Fox

In second place, with two votes, Macky

And our Comedian of the Year, with four votes...




Mawsley

 

[Blaarev]

Sometimes, though not very often, a Talking Balls poster will post something that elicits a titter from someone else. The Comedian of the Year award recognises this valuable service.

Single votes: Blaarev, Blue Maniac, homer, lazzer, The Major, cafe and Fryatt Fox

In second place, with two votes, Macky

And our Comedian of the Year, with four votes...




Mawsley

I love someone. Time to Get drunkendrunken

 

[Blue Maniac]

As always, there is fierce competition for Moron of the Year. Every day, many many people go to great lengths to be considered for this honour.

Single votes: Lako42, jas123, Blue Maniac, terry south, lanxfox jnr, Matt_B, M17TT C and Foxes_Trust.

In joint second place, with two votes each, Mawsley and dpjfox

But this year's winner, with four votes...







cafe

 

[Blaarev]

I love someone. Time to Get drunkendrunken

That's autocorrect and me not being a coward

 

[Blue Maniac]

Our next category-

Excuse me. Hello? You at the back. It's nearly finished, ok? The bar will reopen soon.

Our next category is the Most Annoying Poster award. Single votes for:

Lako42
fahey
bocadillo
Blue Maniac
M17TT C
Steven

In second place, with two votes, Matt_B

But our runaway winner, with an immense NINE votes...








cafe

 

[Matt_B]

Our next category-

Excuse me. Hello? You at the back. It's nearly finished, ok? The bar will reopen soon.

Our next category is the Most Annoying Poster award. Single votes for:

Lako42
fahey
bocadillo
Blue Maniac
M17TT C
Steven

In second place, with two votes, Matt_B

But our runaway winner, with an immense NINE votes...








cafe

Get in, so close.

 

[Blaarev]

Our next category-

Excuse me. Hello? You at the back. It's nearly finished, ok? The bar will reopen soon.

Our next category is the Most Annoying Poster award. Single votes for:

Lako42
fahey
bocadillo
Blue Maniac
M17TT C
Steven

In second place, with two votes, Matt_B

But our runaway winner, with an immense NINE votes...








cafe

why do M17 have double votes whole poor Matt only gets to vote once?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Very rarely, a TBer will improve to a negligible degree, either by virtue of talking more sense, by posting more often, or even by disappearing altogether after getting banned.

Void vote: city-faithful (he can **** off, because he voted for himself)

Single votes for: Blaarev, lanxfox jnr, Blue Maniac and FryattFox

In joint second, with two votes each: Joe_Fox, Boy Genius and tedfoxx

And in first place, our Most Improved Poster of 2012...






David Gwilliam

 

[Blaarev]

Very rarely, a TBer will improve to a negligible degree, either by virtue of talking more sense, by posting more often, or even by disappearing altogether after getting banned.

Void vote: city-faithful (he can **** off, because he voted for himself)

Single votes for: Blaarev, lanxfox jnr, Blue Maniac and FryattFox

In joint second, with two votes each: Joe_Fox, Boy Genius and tedfoxx

And in first place, our Most Improved Poster of 2012...






David Gwilliam

well deserved. And I love someone else, or the same doubled

 

[Blue Maniac]

Insider of the Year is next. Single votes for:

Nottingham Fox, Blue Maniac, Graz, bocadillo and Real Sharapova

In second place, with two votes, terry south

And the winner, with three votes...






Bert

Hold on. What's happened there?

 

[Blue Maniac]

The final three categories now. Our next category is Veteran of the Year, for those registered in or before 2007.

Void votes: Billyjof - voted for himself
Blue Maniac - ineligible

Single votes for: Macky, The Major, city-faithful, homer, Hazzman, SwedeFox and SJN

In third place, with two votes, David Gwilliam

And our joint winners, with three votes each...





bocadillo and Cate Fox

 

[Blue Maniac]

The penultimate award is our Poster of the Year award. Some of the nominees are frankly bewildering.

Single votes for: FantasyFox, Blue Maniac, Profondo Rosso, Miles Away, Foxes_Trust, Hazzman and Jeff

In joint third, with two votes each, Joe_Fox for some reason and David Gwilliam

In second place, with three votes, Macky

And with four votes, this year's Poster of the Year...






Mawsley

 

[Blue Maniac]

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the one you've all been waiting for. The big one: the **** of the Year award!

Honourable mentions to Graz, Matt_B, The Major and last year's winner Steven, for gaining one vote each

In joint second, with two votes: Lako42, Macky, cafe and Blue Maniac

But this year's runaway winner, with six votes...









Boy Genius!

 

[Macky]

Absolute shambles, as always

 

[The Major]

Now, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the one you've all been waiting for. The big one: the **** of the Year award!

Honourable mentions to Graz, Matt_B, The Major and last year's winner Steven, for gaining one vote each

In joint second, with two votes: Lako42, Macky, cafe and Blue Maniac

But this year's runaway winner, with six votes...









Boy Genius!

Just being nominated is honour enough, maybe next year if I redouble my efforts I can go one better.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Right, that's it. If anyone's bothered reading this, more fool you. That's it for another year. Enjoy the after party.

 

[Blaarev]

Bar service still crap. Glad I brought my own booze.

Otherwise

 

[The Major]

Right, that's it. If anyone's bothered reading this, more fool you. That's it for another year. Enjoy the after party.

Thanks for all your efforts. It must have taken literally seconds to count all those votes.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Thanks for all your efforts. It must have taken literally seconds to count all those votes.

I considered just making the results up, but then some people actually voted so I didn't have to.

 

[pork pie fox]

I considered just making the results up, but then some people actually voted so I didn't have to.

People fought many battles in order that I could vote in these ceremonies. I take my right to vote extremely seriously to pay homage to those brave souls.