Talking Balls Awards Nonsense 2012

[Macky]

The final result card, in case anybody wants to print it out as a handy goto reference throughout the coming year.

Poster of the Year - Mawsley
Thread of the Year - Google Nexus 4/Random image thread/The Jug Thread
Worst Thread - Talking Balls Awards Nonsense 2012
Post of the Year - **** knows
Veteran of the Year - bocadillo and Cate Fox
Newcomer of the Year - cafe
Running Gag of the Year - That sofa/laptop bollocks that started in 1975
Knowitall of the Year - Brown Nose
Insider of the Year - Bert
Moron of the Year - cafe
Most Improved Poster - David Gwilliam
Most Annoying Poster - cafe
Comedian of the Year - Mawsley
Liar of the Year - cafe and terry south
Blue Mongie of the Year - dpjfox
Most Miserable Poster - Lako42
Best Avatar - SJN
Best Image Contributor - Macky
**** of the Year - Boy Genius

 

[Blaarev]

People fought many battles in order that I could vote in these ceremonies. I take my right to vote extremely seriously to pay homage to those brave souls.

Love your avatar!

 

[pork pie fox]

Love your avatar!

Thank you. It means a lot.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Worst Thread - Talking Balls Awards Nonsense 2012

As good a choice as any.

 

[Lako42]

Just being nominated is honour enough, maybe next year if I redouble my efforts I can go one better.

You can **** off, I actually tried to be **** and he still bloody won it.

 

[pork pie fox]

As good a choice as any.

Thank you.

 

[FryattFox]

Excellent work BM! An early contender for thread of the year next year.

Except it's not in 2013 so won't count.

And it's been an absolute shambles.

So probably won't continue next year.

You broke it.

But other than that...

 

[city-faithful]

One vote for veteran of the year and I'm happy. I'm off to get shit-faced in the wilds of Utah because of this.

I'll start penning my acceptance speech for next year whilst I'm at it.

 

[Blaarev]

One vote for veteran of the year and I'm happy. I'm off to get shit-faced in the wilds of Utah because of this.

I'll start penning my acceptance speech for next year whilst I'm at it.

You would have had two if your offer of vCash had come earlier

 

[FryattFox]

You would have had two if your offer of vCash had come earlier

Is that all he offered you?! Awkward.

 

[city-faithful]

You would have had two if your offer of vCash had come earlier

I must learn a lesson from World Cup bidders and get the bribes in early.

By the way.....I'll probably be flush with Vcash this time next year, Blaary....

 

[city-faithful]

Is that all he offered you?! Awkward.

I wasn't offering THAT for votes, FF, I was just being seasonal.

 

[Profondo Rosso]

Lost my Most annoying poster award.

Bollocks! Will have to try my hardest over the next 12 months to win it back.

 

[Blaarev]

Is that all he offered you?! Awkward.

I'm cheap

 

[Blaarev]

Lost my Most annoying poster award.

Bollocks! Will have to try my hardest over the next 12 months to win it back.

God! That's annoying!

 

[SwedeFox]

The Most Improved Poster, there's a backhanded compliment if I ever saw one. Just like that Kisnorbo song.

 

[Lako42]

Lost my Most annoying poster award.

Dont be too harsh on yourself prof, some of us still believe.

 

[Mawsley]

No one will ever know the feeling that comes with the knowledge that four people think you are funny. No one will ever be able to bottle the smell of success which follows being voted Poster of the Motherfucking Year by four of your peers.

I suspect that life will seem shallow, grey and pointless after this moment. You ****s, I never asked for any of this.

If I end of having to appear on some piece of shit BBC sofa, smiling in a simpering fashion at the ****ing shit joke a ginger has-been chuckles out, then I'm coming for all four of you with a ****ing knife.

****s.

 

[Miles Away]

**** off all of you. 4000 plus posts, for what?

**** all, that's what.

I hate everything.

 

[Macky]

**** off all of you. 4000 plus posts, for what?

**** all, that's what.

I hate everything.

Don't worry Miley, you'll always be my Whiney Bitch In The States Of The Year.
Always.