TalkingBallers' Christmas Gifts

[lazzer]

Pizza hut party voucher for MK :icon_bigg

 

[drummindefender]

DD - A shaver

for my head or my face :icon_bigg

 

[drummindefender]

a "how to speak chinese english" book for lazzer

fang you velly much

 

[Dour]

for my head or my face :icon_bigg

Crack. It's awful.

 

[lazzer]

a "how to speak chinese english" book for lazzer

fang you velly much

what a clunt :icon_roll:icon_bigg

 

[Boy Genius]

What Christmas gift would you like to buy for a fellow TBer?

I would like to buy Boy Genius a book on how to tell jokes, and newts would obviously appreciate a dictionary.

I won't say any more as I'd hate to spoil anybody's surprise :icon_wink


I'm sure you lot could come up with a few more 'appropriate' gifts though.

Melton Fox goes into Superdrug, and asks.... "Do you have any KY jelly?
The assistant says.... "No, have you tried Boots?"
Melton replies...."I want to slide in, not march in"

 

[Jeff]

T shirts from Chargrilled

 

[Brauny Blue]

Have we got to put the appropriate TB'ers name to the appropriate shirt?:icon_razz

 

[Jeff]

 

[Jeff]

Name the village...

 

[Jeff]

I think I've pretty much covered everyone now.

Click here to buy any of the T-shirts I've posted in this thread.

 

[homer]

I'm the 'Fat' one aren't I ?

Bastard

 

[Brauny Blue]

I'm too thick to know whether there is one for me perhaps the village idiot,:icon_conf on second thoughts thats going to Newton Burgoland:icon_cool. Sorry nwets:icon_wink

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

at least theres not one for me

 

[Jeff]

at least theres not one for me

No, there are several appropriate for you.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

No, there are several appropriate for you.

ooh A nice big pile to open on christmas day.. i cant wait!

 

[SJN-Fox]

at least theres not one for me

Nor me.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

Nor me.

we'll give each other one then

 

[Melton Fox]

we'll give each other one then

'nuff said.

 

[Macky]

we'll give each other one then

:icon_eek: :icon_eek: :icon_eek:

Would that be the 'it's not gonna suck itself' one?

You sicken me, do you know that?