TalkingBallers' Christmas Gifts

[Darth Vodka]

She called me a "****" on the phone earlier. It's getting scary H.

please leave your phone sex quotes to yourself

 

[lazzer]

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

yes but who is it for??

 

[lazzer]

You decide :icon_wink

 

[Yorkshire Vixen]

id have to pick fludie theres a few options with him its have to be either a belt to keep his strides up, scissors to get his mop cut or a year-long pass for travelodges around the country

 

[lazzer]

or a t shirt

 

[SJN-Fox]

we'll give each other one then

:icon_eek: I thnk I might just distance myself from that remark

 

[newtonfox]

I'm too thick to know whether there is one for me perhaps the village idiot,:icon_conf on second thoughts thats going to Newton Burgoland:icon_cool. Sorry nwets:icon_wink

 

[Melton Fox]

I was planning on sending Highland a 16 year old well toned Thai boy. But MK said on the phone this morning "I sent the ungrateful bastard one of those last year, he just sent it back with the receipt and and a note saying "The holes are too big, get me a smaller one""!!

I don't think I'll bother if that's his tone.

 

[highland fox]

Melton Fox
A CD..The Housemartins-Me and the Farmer

 

[drummindefender]

Macky-A fart in a jar

bet he'd sniff it

 

[MKFox]

Pizza hut party voucher for MK,
Can someone get me a girdle please....

 

[MKFox]

Macky-A fart in a jar

bet he'd sniff it

That's where the clever money is.

 

[Macky]

Macky-A fart in a jar

bet he'd sniff it

Depends whose fart it is.
If it was by one of the stars from '2 chicks 1' cup I'd probably try to drink it.

 

[stevewalshwasgod]

:icon_eek: I thnk I might just distance myself from that remark

christmas gift I meant:icon_wink

 

[From Gradel to Grave]

What Christmas gift would you like to buy for a fellow TBer?

I would like to buy Boy Genius a book on how to tell jokes, and newts would obviously appreciate a dictionary.

I won't say any more as I'd hate to spoil anybody's surprise :icon_wink


I'm sure you lot could come up with a few more 'appropriate' gifts though.

That's particularly cruel As we all know you can't use a dictionary unless you can spell. He won't be able to look anything up.

 

[SJN-Fox]

we'll give each other one then

:icon_eek: I thnk I might just distance myself from that remark

christmas gift I meant:icon_wink

:icon_lol: :icon_lol:

 

[Spanky Fox]

how to enjoy Yoga, For Melts, after his crazyness on the footiee pitch

 

[muzzysgal]

how to enjoy Yoga, For Melts, after his crazyness on the footiee pitch

Hope the dictionaries are on BOGOF :icon_wink

 

[MKFox]

need a link to hmv