TB's Own Death List

[Boy Genius]

Anybody have Evel Knievel?

Melton tried once but got a punch on the nose............

 

[highland fox]

Ditto the Arnold Palmer golfer that featured a mini AP on the end of a golf club with a trigger type device to hit the ball.

Pile of pooh.

You can still get that game

 

[highland fox]

Anybody have Evel Knievel?

I wonder if the hearse will drive in to the Graveyard at high speed up a ramp and clear 30 coffins in a row before landing at the graveside

 

[newtonfox]

I wonder if the hearse will drive in to the Graveyard at high speed up a ramp and clear 30 coffins in a row before landing at the graveside

No but he could go through one last ring of fire :icon_bigg :icon_wink

 

[Siouxsie]

It said on the news he had spent in total over 3 1/2 years of his life in hospital!

 

[Melton Fox]

It said on the news he had spent in total over 3 1/2 years of his life in hospital!

Lucky ****er should have spent a month in my shoes, he wouldn't have had anything to moan about then.

 

[Siouxsie]

Lucky ****er should have spent a month in my shoes, he wouldn't have had anything to moan about then.

Get real - 3 1/2 years having to eat hospital food...!! Luckily he was in a coma for some of it.

 

[Melton Fox]

Get real - 3 1/2 years having to eat hospital food...!! Luckily he was in a coma for some of it.

I'd rather spend 3 1/2 years eating hospital food than the shite I get served up at home (If I get owt at all).

 

[highland fox]

I'd rather spend 3 1/2 years eating hospital food than the shite I get served up at home (If I get owt at all).

You could get off your lazy fat arse and cook yourself something

 

[Melton Fox]

You could get off your lazy fat arse and cook yourself something

I've curently got 8 x pork chops in the George Foreman, beans ready to go in the microwave, and oven chips in the oven.

If I hadn't done that, I'd be ****ing dead within the hour.

Note - I can't believe how much fat that lean mean grilling machine has pulled out of the chops.

 

[highland fox]

I've curently got 8 x pork chops in the George Foreman, beans ready to go in the microwave, and oven chips in the oven.

If I hadn't done that, I'd be ****ing dead within the hour.

Note - I can't believe how much fat that lean mean grilling machine has pulled out of the chops.

Good place to put oven chips that.
Foreman grills are very healthy and all that but they make things as dry as an old boot

 

[Melton Fox]

Foreman grills are very healthy and all that but they make things as dry as an old boot

As I've always said, and as my Mum taught me; "It's better to be dry and alive, than wet and dead"

 

[highland fox]

As I've always said, and as my Mum taught me; "It's better to be dry and alive, than wet and dead"

I'd debate that

 

[Melton Fox]

I'd debate that

So would I.

Right, I'm off to me eat my sandpaper and bird seed.

 

[Boy Genius]

You could get off your lazy fat arse and cook yourself something

pork pie............
grilled pork pie........
fried pork pie......
Steak and kidney pork pie.....
pork pie and chips....
pork pie crumble.....
Baked alaska pok pie.....

the things melton can do with a pork pie

 

[Melton Fox]

they make things as dry as an old boot

It was as dry as a witches twat, but I'm still alive.

 

[Steven]

It was as dry as a witches twat, but I'm still alive.

What do you want, a medal? TB's own George Cross?

 

[Melton Fox]

What do you want, a medal? TB's own George Cross?

I don't want anything, but I s'pose you shutting the **** up would be a lovely little unexpected bonus.

 

[Steven]

I don't want anything, but I s'pose you shutting the **** up would be a lovely little unexpected bonus.

Hark at her. :icon_razz No chance of that. :icon_wink

 

[Boy Genius]

I don't want anything, but I s'pose you shutting the **** up would be a lovely little unexpected bonus.

dont call him a ****, he then never shuts up......