The ‘player(s) I have just seen on telly and think we should sign’ thread

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The lad who scored the hat trick against Spuds last night. They basically stood and watched him score all three but he sure can twat a football.
 
The lad who scored the hat trick against Spuds last night. They basically stood and watched him score all three but he sure can twat a football.
Must watch those goals on YT or wherever. I do love to see a good welly, sod the tikka-takka stuff (or whatever it's called), just thwack it in.

I remember some Brazilian scoring from a free kick in, I think, the 82 world cup.... fek me, everyone knew what was going to happen (telegraphed? He took out a full page ad) but stopping it was another matter.

Edit: I think it was Eder against Argentina. He didn't actually score with it, the 'keeper got a touch that must have darn near broken his hand! - but it was one helluva welly.
 
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Looked a player, didn’t he?
That first goal.... oh baby what a lovely strike. A bit like the one Mahrez scored against Spurs just after we appointed Mr Intensitee.
 
Must watch those goals on YT or wherever. I do love to see a good welly, sod the tikka-takka stuff (or whatever it's called), just thwack it in.

I remember some Brazilian scoring from a free kick in, I think, the 82 world cup.... fek me, everyone knew what was going to happen (telegraphed? He took out a full page ad) but stopping it was another matter.

Edit: I think it was Eder against Argentina. He didn't actually score with it, the 'keeper got a touch that must have darn near broken his hand! - but it was one helluva welly.
He sure could thwack it!

 
Tony Yeboah was one that could twat it. I remember one he got against Wimbledon, cripes I reckon he near uprooted the goal posts with it.
 
Tony Yeboah was one that could twat it. I remember one he got against Wimbledon, cripes I reckon he near uprooted the goal posts with it.
Twat....thwack....make your mind up. Or classify the terms.
 
Is a twatted goal superior to one that uses insane technicality and control of the ball?
Just different (says he in politically correct mode) For me, they're refreshing I suppose. After all that pissing about with passing about back, forward , side-to-side etc etc etc, just for someone to step up and simply twat/thwack/thump it, I dunno, it just makes the pissing about look like a waste of time.

I reckon Fuchs gets that.

Edit: that all said, last week v SheffU; Perez, Vardy, Nacho - a goal of simple beauty. No twatting to be seen.
 
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Now we're getting into a whole new category; the twat percentage. There simply has to be a stat for it next season.
 
And everyone is now thinking of this.

 
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