The ‘player(s) I have just seen on telly and think we should sign’ thread

[SJN-Fox]

Let’s not forget the Joey Mega-twat

 

[Miles Away]

Shearer could welly the ball

 

[SJN-Fox]

Shearer could welly the ball

His problem was not being able to tell the difference between a ball and a head.

 

[mabrah]

Joey's was more of a lofted twat; a category of twat but not the same thing as the full-on thwack twat. No, hang on, thwack is the noise of a twat hitting the post innit?

 

[Skitzo]

the best goal is a thunder bastard for me, where the long range shot hits the top corner but is still rising as it hits the net

 

[pork pie fox]

And everyone is now thinking of this.

First thing that entered my mind.

 

[Blue Maniac]

Joey’s was a hoof. Barnes against Sheffield United, that was a twat. Kermorgant against Middlesbrough was a twat.

 

[SJN-Fox]

Kermorgant against Cardiff was a twat.

Ture.

 

[Blaarev]

twat, lofted twat, hoof, 80% twat, thunder bastard or just just a pretty good shot?

 

[Blue Maniac]

Ture.

That’s something else

twat, lofted twat, hoof, 80% twat, thunder bastard or just just a pretty good shot?

Perfect twat

 

[SJN-Fox]

twat, lofted twat, hoof, 80% twat, thunder bastard or just just a pretty good shot?

I absolutely love that goal partly, in no small amount, because I used to work with a Leeds fan.

 

[Blaarev]

Keith Weller v Newcastle 1975 | Weller volleys from the edge of the box to score. You're welcome. | By Bentleys Roof Fanzine | Facebook

Weller volleys from the edge of the box to score. You're welcome.

fb.watch

Retro twat.

 

[M17TT C]

Pretty sure I exclamined a Partridge twat to the random next to me when Vardy scored against Liverpool - that was a propper twat strike!

 

[M17TT C]

 

[tedfoxxx]

Joey’s was a hoof. Barnes against Sheffield United, that was a twat. Kermorgant against Middlesbrough was a twat.

Barnes = 100% the definition of absolutely twatting a football. Effortlessly struck, stunning technique, like a flash of lightning and the ball would almost certainly have killed a spectator had it gone wide of the goal.

 

[Miles Away]

I’m telling you. Every time I see Bamford I’m impressed.
Can’t believe I’m saying it.

 

[mabrah]

Extra points for the twat if the keeper just stands there and watches.

 

[fitz]

I absolutely love that goal partly, in no small amount, because I used to work with a Leeds fan.

I currently work with a Leeds fan. He's one of the nicest people I've ever met and now nothing in life makes any sense.

 

[jb5000]

What about the xT's?

 

[tedfoxxx]

I currently work with a Leeds fan. He's one of the nicest people I've ever met and now nothing in life makes any sense.

Yep, two of the nicest people I’ve ever met are Leeds and Cov fans.

It’s funny hearing a Cov fan say ‘Leicester’ the same way I spit out ‘Cov’

Used to go out with a Cov fan from Rugby. She was a lovely gal. Too lovely actually, hence it didn’t last.